I was cooking steak, and the burner exploded and started making a high pitched wheezing sound and then flames shot out of it. It was sweet as fuck, but now I have no stove. How would one explain this to a landlord?

Blame it on a minority.






































Works every time....

I can see how the conversation will go.



Me: "So, will you fix my kitchen?"

Landlord: "Well, what exactly happened to it?"

Me: "I was browsing the internets, and then a loud hissing noise came from my kitchen, which strangely smelled like steak and gas, and I saw 2 dozen mexican run out my door"

Landlord: "Get out. Now."

Defective equipment that he installed.

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In Silence I lay for that Fateful Day. 0day.

jamato@email.itt-tech.edu <-- My Email

"It was the steak."

*Walks to stove to show landlord*

"It's gone!"

"There is evil afoot in this place..."

Don't tell him, barbecue everyday.

EVIL!!!! This apartment is all evil!!!!!!!! I DEMAND AN EXORCISM OR 4 MONTHS OF RENT FREE LIVING!



Well, that might work, if I had a BBQ pit in my living room.

Pics or it didn't happen

Also blame it on a gay black/mexian midget.

BBQs happen outside.

Try telling him the honest truth for once.


*Make sure you look pitiful as much as possible.