Every crowd has one of them...That being you....I'm sorry to say but you seem like that one kid they bring along to make fun of and be a dick too grow some balls...and fuck them all up....I wouldn't stand for kids tripping me and calling me a fake and shit and i certainly would never go out into a field and cry over it...

haha people look at me and ask me if I'm ok. Now that is cool.

then i look at them and say "I'm fine" and proceed to drink some more.

I know that ur that one kid that either is a tool when sober or a tool when both. Sounds like you are weak physically and mentally. Pussy. Go suck on momma's tit.

Shut up.

Faking it? You guys 13 or something?

This thread delivers

Shut up.

why? you know im telling the truth when i call the OP a tool. The group was probably trying reverse psychology on the OP so he would drink more. So they could beat his ass. I have seen people plot and do that very same thing he described. It is not uncommon Ed Lister.

why? you know im telling the truth when i call the OP a tool. The group was probably trying reverse psychology on the OP so he would drink more. So they could beat his ass. I have seen people plot and do that very same thing he described. It is not uncommon Ed Lister.

I don't understand. If he's drunk why should he drink more?

This.

People can be real assholes when drunk, like when I drink alot I notice I sometimes say shit that's supposed to be funny, and it is, but normally I wouldn't say it cause some people could take it another way...so I end up being like "Fuck I didn't mean to say that..."

BUT, other people just feel no regret about fucking with you to the point where you rethink ever hanging out with them again, those are the people you should avoid, other circumstances should be examined, though (Shitty home life?) But still, watch out.

Its like this. I drink, I get drunk then the euphoria fades, drink some more...its back....ok it faded again drink more ok its back but now im retarded. repeat all night or until i am just really really drunk. Tru you shouldn't mix downers with uppers. Hearts are very expensive these days.

It was probably the joint that did you in. I drink like I'm inhuman for hours and I'm not all that drunk then I take 1 good bong hit and the room starts spinning and it takes all my concentration and willpower not to puke up everything I just drank. Sometimes I just lie in the corner and go to sleep. Not everyones like this though some people smoke weed after drinking and don't even get dizzy.

In my opinion it doesn't make you a pussy not being able to handle certain drugs because everyone reacts differently to drugs. I'd be a pussy if I puked when this happens but I take it like a man and hold it in. Falling asleep though I can't help that. I'm only human. Loads of my friends bitch out of MDMA binges and mushroom sessions way before me but I don't look down on them cuz of it because I know everyone handles drugs differently.

Haha if being able to handle drugs makes you tough then I'm one of the toughest bastards alive when it comes to opiates. I can horse down doses that most people with the same tolerance would OD on.

That kinda shits only cool when your 15. I used to think I was cool as fuck impressing people by knocking down 1/3 liter of vodka without taking a breath when I was 14. I probably coulda drank half if people watching didn't stop me. I thought I was mad cuz I'd make bets with my older brother and his friends saying I could knock back half the bottle and they bet I couldn't even down 5 shots and they stopped me every single time thinking I was gonna kill myself.

I held the record with all my friends for years. I was pretty fuckin proud of that.:)

Obvious troll... but I might as well put in my $.02.

Alcohol turns people into dicks. So does cocaine. If you don't want others shitting on you then you should shit on them first.

your friends are dicks.

http://a448.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/12/l_215fec404bc6d98ed9bc6e31c52c83f7.jpg
hes the one on the right

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hes the one on the right
third wheel... you look like the kind of kid that would be around just to mess with. Go hang out with the nerdy stoners. They're at least nice and wont stab you in the back.



nerdy real friends>being the "cool" kids bitch

why do you care if someone thinks yr faking it?

I mean, do you use chemicals so people think yr cool?

personally I do drugs because well, I like drugs. a lot.

I bet you just drank water and started to act drunk, placebo affect if you will. Lulz ensued.

personally I do drugs because well, I like drugs. a lot.

"I used to do drugs; I still do, but I used to, too."

"I used to do drugs; I still do, but I used to, too."

Mitch Hedberg FTW.

Mitch Hedberg FTW.

Beat me to it.


To OP: Why exactly do you give a fuck if they think you're drunk or not? Seems that if you were worried so much about that you weren't having much fun actually being drunk. It also seems that the dudes you hang around with just keep you with them so they have someone to make fun of and as already stated, there's one in every group.

Your best bet is to stop worrying about what they think and just enjoy your drunk. If they give you shit just tell them you'll match them drink for drink...IF you can handle it. If you can't you'll end up passing out first and then wake up with a large penis drawn on your face...but I can't say you don't deserve it after running off into a field and weeping like a little bitch :).

In conclusion: Man the fuck up.

Am I the only one who doesn't give a FUCK when I'm drunk? I thought it was one of the best parts of being in that state?

If someone thought I was faking being drunk (hasn't even been a thought or possibility since we were 13 or some shit) I would just laugh and down whatever drink I was holding at the time and carry on doing whatever it was that I was doing. If they persisted I would tell them to fuck off and eventually with enough shit go into angry drunk mode. WHATNOWFUCKERS. Black eyes ensue

I think the thread starter is a girl... Then I could understand but if you're a man and you did all that? That is pretty pathetic, ever think not to drink so much so you wont be like that? There's alot of people that need to learn how to control themselves when they get drunk, I have been wasted before, I may not be completely coherent but I'm not a fucking dumbass.

Yeah it's fun to let yourself go some when you're drunk but there's that limit point once you go past that then thats when you start doing or coming up with ideas that are pointless, not fun or funny and just make yourself look like an ass.

Simply put self control, just alittle bit. Only immature or addictive personalities or failures/dumbasses that don't have that... You arent anything like that right. If you ever decide to do drugs though, ignore self control and go all out baby.

You're just a hoe, that's your problem. Not having any friends is also a real kicker.

hahahahahaha this thread was the funniest shit ive read in a long time

What's the deal with kids now wearing clothing with all kinds of fucking logos and shit on them?

Dude are you retarded? placebo only effects you if your brain actually believes you drank the alcohol, do you know how different water tastes compared to vodka lol? trust me you couldnt trick your brain by drinking water.

Damn your a bitch. Who goes and crys in a field.

i think you're just a little emo bitch doing alll this for attention. Or these "friends" hate you and just wanna make fun of you. Not hard to figure out, buddy. Get some new friends regardless of whether or not they're "cool".

haha so fucking right about there being one in every group. I remember back in the elementary days when you would tabletop "that kid" on the field.
BTW man dont fucking cry next time. just dont. I think we have all been messed with by people but dont let them see it get to you or shit will only get worse.