I just gave my inner circle of friends a big fuck you. So what happened is:
Large get-together tomorrow on the last day of summer. I find out about it, I am not invited. My one close friend names one person who doesn't like me and I fucking quote "Because I stared at her one time". So obviously there is more than that, but he is too much of a coward to tell me what was really going on, so I tell him that and delete him from everything.

I've basically declared social war on the group. This is all my closest friends of course, and they are all apparently a bunch of shallow fucking cowards, excusing only a few. So I'd like some ideas for slander or any way to complicate their lives. I'm in fit physical condition, and I don't think any of them have the balls to attack me, even in a group, because I have the stereotype of being the guy that's dangerous and not afraid to kill. (Basically because most of my friends are impressionable retards, I've not even been in a fight. Do carry weapons though.)

So yes, I need ways to make their lives hell. I've already brought up my friend's girlfriend cheating on him with this black guy up on facebook, for everyone to see. I think it's a good start, but I'd like to completely burn these bridges, untill not even cinders remain. So what does &T have for ideas?

Input appreciated, as long as it isn't some crying bullshit or how I should try to reconcile. The time for talk is over, the time for war has begun.

holy crap, your a pretty huge loser arent you? or did you just meet all your "friends" while you were sitting in the mental institution?

I lol'd

try killing yourself.

Just accept the fact that if they all ditched you, the problem most likly wasn't them. Some people are ment to have large crowds of friends and associates, some are ment to hang out in corners alone. Now get to the losers corner.

My friends would ditch your ass too. You need to take a shower or something man, get that sand out of your vagina. Are you really gonna get this butthurt over not being invited to some outing?

Did you ever stop to think that they didn't invite you because you pull shit like this?


Grow the fuck up.

For the massive win

Ummm no offence but if they as shallow as you claim they are why would you have ever wanted to have been around them unless you are just as self absorbed

second issue
if they are as good of friends as you claim would they not have sufficient evidence against you and now be willing to spill the beans and fuck you over

I do believe murder/suicide is the only option

I have come up with a detailed plan for your revenge.

1. Go up to your ex friends
2. Molotov Everything
3. Murder/Suicide
4. ????
5. Profit

This plan is perfect if you follow it exactly. Good luck.

I approve. but it should have VTECH in it.

Stop all the BAAAAAAWWW shit and just forget them.
Get better friends, get laid, go to the best uni, get rich and become a success/win.