Well, early this morning(6:00am) I went outside to just sit on my porch and some asshole was in my backyard trying to pry open my storage building. Now, he didn't see me but I saw that he had a crowbar and a holster on his chest.

I ran back inside and grabbed my loaded .22 rifle and I opened fired on him(he was still trying to pry open my building with the crowbar)

First shot, I missed it barely(didn't take the time to line up shot completely) and he came to attention and I hit him with my second shot in the right shoulder, he fucking dropped his crowbar and a revolver and BOOKED it over my fence and through the neighbors yard. I would have taken more shots but I didn't want to shoot and then miss and have it penetrate a house.

I called the cops, they came(along with a lab crew) filed a report took his blood samples and the weapon/tool, they made me write out a summary saying that I felt my life was in danger and that I WILL appear in court if they catch him.

I was fucking scared because after the first shot he turned and then the second shot hit him, I thought he was gonna fire back at me. Fucking worst experience of my life. The whole day I have been on edge and I have my rifle loaded(and close), my .357 loaded and a knife on my person. I have been glancing out the window every few minutes

I need to tighten security of my house so nobody can just stroll in through the front fence, possible a new fence and gate and some security cameras. Im also gonna get some baby pit bulls and train them to patrol my yard.


Have you ever been or seen a robbery in progress and did you do anything about it?

I saw robbies happen in walmart, gun to cashier, throwing a brick to the glass holding the ps3's/wii's/ipods/gps devices.

Home robbery though, just the basic kick down the door--run in and out before 30 seconds is up.

Fun experiences imo.

Yeah...I was the robber.

But really I've been lucky enough not to. Also If I was you I would go to wal greens or somewhere that has them and get those things you can put on doors so if it's opened it starts beeping loudly. Then if someone breaks in you'll be able to wake up and grab the gun in time. Another thing you can do is plant thorn bushes under your windows.

that's not a robbery. that's a burglary. I have seen someone stick someone up on the street with a knife. The victim didn't resist.

Take a picture of damage or blood or whatever, to prove you are not a troll.

What kind of satisfaction would I get out of a story like this?...Fuck you.

Dunno, but some people like to post shit like this to see what people say.

And Im not gay, and would prefer not to be fucked by you

God, you're so funny. 1999 called, they want their outdated joke back.

1999 called you? Did you tell them not to vote for Bush?

YES! when i was in my junior year i went into a gas station for a coffee before school and some black dude in a brown trenchcoat walked in and went straight for the cashier. i was at the coffee machine putting on my cap when i heard the cashier behind me say "oh my god, he wants us to open the sa..." to which the dude tells him to shut his mouth. i turned around and saw what was going on. the robber had slipped the cashier a note stating his intent. i walked around to the other side of the machine and watched. they argued for a few minutes which consisted of the cashier repeatedly telling the guy that he didnt have the code. i took this opportunity to score a couple free coffees and a few snacks. i walked out without being stopped and went to my homies car. i looked back and saw the dude speedwalking out looking very pissed off. i told my buddy and we drove around and passed by the would be robber. i leaned out the car window and yelled "SO HOW'D THE ROBBERY GO BUD?! HAHAHAHHAA" he quickly bolted off into a parking lot and out of sight. we laughed our asses off and burned one then went into school to spread the story. it was a very good day