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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

 
 
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Old 2008-08-30, 08:40
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Obviously every religion has a story behind it, and that story is believable enough for thousands upon thousands of believe each one. That's why I believe that all Gods exist. One day, a man decided to create Earth and make a bet with his friends. They would each pick a location on Earth and develop there own people. This is why we have Aboriginals, Niggers, Caucasians, Asians etc.

The game was to see which God would be the greatest and most powerful. So far it seems Christianity has spread the furthest, meaning the Christian God is winning. Each God had a plan, some chose to teach death and sacrifice, whilst others chose to teach kindness. When one religion fully takes over the Earth then it shall be destroyed as the victorious God will collect his winnings.
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Old 2008-08-30, 16:15
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or you just created a new religion the same way all the other ones were made.

with no evidence.
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Old 2008-08-31, 00:31
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^---nice
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Old 2008-08-31, 02:21
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It would make a kick ass video game though.
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Old 2008-08-31, 05:21
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It would make a kick ass video game though.
Ever hear of Civilization 4?
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Old 2008-08-31, 05:40
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Ever hear of Civilization 4?

Imagine, you are the god, and you must fight to prove that you are the one true god to everybody. Fighting scientists, cults, other religions, evidence, etc. Endowing prophets, performing miracles, smiting shit. It would be worth playing more than once. Try the peaceful method, damnation method, violence method, direct god approach, etc.
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Old 2008-08-31, 05:45
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Imagine, you are the god, and you must fight to prove that you are the one true god to everybody. Fighting scientists, cults, other religions, evidence, etc. Endowing prophets, performing miracles, smiting shit. It would be worth playing more than once. Try the peaceful method, damnation method, violence method, direct god approach, etc.

Evidence? I don't think you'd need to fight that if God is real in the game.

That would be fun though. Someone should make this game.
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Old 2008-09-02, 18:21
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OP seems to be ignoring--among many other things--evolution.
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Old 2008-09-02, 22:08
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OP seems to be ignoring--among many other things--evolution.


Who says evolution isn't part of the game? Maybe they started off with dinosaurs, some Gods making different types of dinosaurs, then realizing how useless and shit they were. So they wiped them out and started developing man, beings which actually have some sort of chance at understanding the Gods messages.

The different Gods obviously also disagreed on what man should look like (as they did the dinosaurs), so they created blacks, whites, Asians, Mexicans etc. to suit what they see best fit.

It's too much of a coincidence that we are all here, and it's also too much of a coincidence that everyone is so devout to their own God. So which God does really exist? Well this is my answer - All of them.
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Old 2008-09-03, 07:45
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I agree a game like that would be fun...

A game where you played God as Christians have invented him would be very boring...maybe something like this...

*player pushes a button making X happen in the game.

"Good choice, correct as always, you win"

Now the Greek and Norse gods, those were some interesting Gods.
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Old 2008-09-03, 19:55
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I agree a game like that would be fun...

A game where you played God as Christians have invented him would be very boring...maybe something like this...

*player pushes a button making X happen in the game.

"Good choice, correct as always, you win"

Now the Greek and Norse gods, those were some interesting Gods.


Yea, you would have a variety to choose from. The christian view of god would be limited a bit for gameplay reasons. Maybe focused on the use of angels for the Abrahamic god, with commandments and divine orders(kill your dissenting sons or something like that).
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Old 2008-09-08, 05:23
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Play black and white
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Old 2008-09-08, 05:24
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Ever hear of Civilization 4?
Know of any good mods or maps or anyshit for that game? Torrenting beyond the sword and warlords expansion now..
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Old 2008-09-10, 01:48
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Know of any good mods or maps or anyshit for that game? Torrenting beyond the sword and warlords expansion now..

Theres a lot of cool ones out there but for some reason they don't work with me. I'm sure I'm doing something wrong.

Just Google something and you'll find some good stuff.
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Old 2008-09-15, 22:02
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Just a point:

Islam is catching up.
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Old 2008-09-16, 03:57
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Just a point:

Islam is catching up.


Just another point:

A new player called Scientology has started playing EEK!
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Old 2008-09-20, 18:41
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Yep, black and white is one of those games. I actually liked it, although it can be slow at times, it's definitely fun to play. Check it out if your interested in that kind of stuff.
 


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