So I recently received 750 Heavenly Blue morning glory seeds from iamshaman.com. I used a coffee grinder to grind them into a very, very fine powder. Then I mixed them with yogurt. It's now been about an hour and a half and still absolutely nothing, maybe a little nausea earlier but that's it.

Did the bacteria in the yogurt somehow kill the LSA in the seeds to prevent me from tripping or what's the deal?

Honestly I'm not sure what the problem is.

However, I do know that you should try Hawaiin Baby Woodrose next time. Much better eating 10-15 seeds than 500+

idk, but if that's what happened the bacteria must be trippin out about now

But that would mean the bacteria were pretty irresponsible!

Like: if they've stolen his high?

Any chance the grinder caused the seeds to get too hot (over 110F) ? I've used a blender, which with the larger volume of space remains cooler. Then I've done various common extractions. Besides: are you off yet? It sometimes takes two hours plus.

The advantage of extractions taken on an empty stomach are something to consider.

Holy shit! Everybody: Take LSA with yogurt. I'm tripping balls and this is the best I've felt in my entire life. Good fucking God. I'm serious. In fact, I shouldn't even say tripping balls, as that phrase, as it's all too commonly used, would severely undermine and devalue the profound insight I have gained unto my life. Tonight, in this past hour or so, I've had the single most greatest epiphany of my entire measly existence. Everything has came into perspective in my entire life.

Yes, and that epiphany is telling you:
"Yes... You must repent for your uber lameness. You must now hang yourself by the testicles for 72 hours... With dental floss.

You do realize you were already tripping when you made this shitty thread?

Does the yogurt have magical powers keeping you sober? No.

Happy Trippin'

This.
I find this true for alot of orally administered drugs.

Peace.

loz, irony at the lamest reply i've ever heard.

What's that 'untreated seeds not for human consumption' bs?

Is that just to cover their own ass, while they're perfectly fine to consume?