Alright, so my teeth aren't exactly very white. I'll be truthful here; I rarely brush my teeth anymore.

But, something has arisen, and I need to get them as white as I can. Buying whitening shit is out of the question.

So, I'm pretty much asking for any teeth whitening tips, I've heard and used to brush with baking soda, and a little hydrogen peroxide.

Is that all I can really do without going to and buying some kind of teeth whitening kit?

Or are there some other home methods that I am unaware of?

Yes, yes there is.

Take some mouthwash, toothpaste and a small amount of liquid or powered bleach , only a SMALL amount. By using a small amount it will not harm your mouth but it will whiten the surface on your teeth. The ratio you use is very important.

use ONLY one cap full of mouthwash
one cap full of liquid bleach
four toothbrush proportioned amounts of toothpaste

if you use powdered bleach use four teaspoons of powdered bleach.

The toothpaste not only whitens your teeth as well but counteracts the toxicity of the bleach thus rendering it harmless to your mouth so it is ok to try this method. I especially like this method of whitening teeth because it is so cheap and you can use things already around the house.

That bleach idea sounds incredibly dangerous so, if I may, I'd like to offer an "STFU acolyte".

This method works and won't kill you.

Brush your teeth though, dude. Your breath must be awful. The ladies must be running from you nonstop.

I don't know if you're up for it but...

If use your morning urine and swish it in your mouth it'll whiten your teeth... it has something to do with the ammonia in it or something...

Thanks, and yeah, I'm going to start to brush again. The lazyness of summer kinda got to me, and I need to get whiter teeth for the last thing you said

And I really don't plan on putting bleach in my mouth.

If it has to do with the ammonia, I'd sooner swish Windex in my mouth.

webmd.com has some advice

http://www.webmd.com/oral-health/10-...eeth-slideshow

I'd go with the urine before Windex.