So Im supposed to meet this girl shes sent me pictures and shes really fine, I was wondering if anyone can give me some tips or pointers because were gonna fuck and I want to make her cum hard. I have a pretty big dick so im not to worried about that aspect, Id like some pointers on how to eat pussy though because this girl is fine.

Go back under your bridge troll!

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I hope you realize those "fine" pictures she sent you were taken at angles which hid her rolls and rolls of fat.

If you really want to make her cum I suggest you make loves to those rolls.


Oh and GTFO my NorCal!

I guess I'll contribute something since no1 else has. Eating pussy isn't hard its pretty easy actually. If your that concerned about download a few porn scenes and fuckin pay attention when the guy licks out a chicks pussy. A friend of mine told me a trick that he uses when he licks out his mrs. Do the alphabet(A-Z) with your tongue he claims that he always makes her cum before he gets to Z. I have never tried it myself so maybe you can test that theory for me?

Also this thread fails without pics.

Nimf..

okay tell me how to post a pic and I will, also you guys are such fags I make a post and the fat piece of shit nerds are just like, "OH fail troll troll" someone says that to every fucking thing anyone posts. its fucking annoying! seriously say something to contribute rather than the words troll, you sound like the fucking fat comic book guy on the simpsons who won't leave his seat to microwave a burrito, you don't seem cool at all. Also to the fucking faggot that said get the hell out of my nor-cal. Ive lived here longer than you probably you can get the fuck out of my nor-cal and my thread faggot. I don't even know why I post here still this site used to be cool until all the fags rolled in. so let me say besides the post above me FUCK ALL YOU PIECES OF SHIT! especially the ass rammer who said get the hell out of my nor-cal thats some shit!

trying to make fun of totse is like subtracting 1 from infinity...

3 words......CLITORIS, CLITORIS, CLITORIS !!!!!!!!

make sure the when you are massaging (sp?)
the "clit" with your tongue that you keep stimulating it in
a constant motion,

ex. once you lick perpendicular keep going that way, don't
go both lateral and perpendicular
remember constant motion.

You always struck me as a virgin.