what can i do to spice up my long distance relationship? we've been together for 2 years and only see each other during the summer (he's in the UK, i'm in the US) and it always fades into "wait... why am i with you?" during the winter. but i do love him. he's well endowed but it ain't 4000 miles long, so what can i dooo?

(bring on the flames, ye totseans)

hmmmm.....do a strip tease?

I'm in somewhat of the same predicament. My girlfriend and I have been dating for a little under 3 years. We go to school about 5 hours away. Like I said it's not as severe, we get to see each other at least once a month. Though it is really hard at time, if you really love him you can make it work. My girlfriend recently got a Macbook Pro and it came with a webcam on it, I'd suggest trying to video chatting, it's nice to see her face instead of just hearing her voice, plus if you want to "spice things up" there's other possibilities with a web-cam. But from the way that you referenced his penis, it doesn't really sound like your in love.

Since you question it.. and your main thing with him is hes well endowed... Its not love and your a Heartless bitch.. and if he is big then he should be fucking all the UK poontang he can get.

...She was just making a joke. "He's well endowed but it's not 4000 mi long"

...*sigh*

I hate acolytes.