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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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# 1
2008-08-28, 00:43
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Blackstown, Blacksville
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Been with my gf 4 years
She goes to bed long before me
But ive started to notice she must be farting in her sleep, its really discusting, there is no sound but suddenly a smell just fills the room and i feel sick
i will sleep in the other room tonight i think
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# 2
2008-08-28, 00:46
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Re: Been with my gf 4 years
Dont know if your a troll or not but chances are that YOU do the same thing. They may not smell as bad but she is human and you should be very fucking grateful to have someone who will sleep/fart next to you.
Go sleep in a seprate room if you want. Or go to bed next to the person you love while i hug a blue bunny stuffed animal tonight....waiting till i find a girl, who i can sleep with at night, while she farts next to me!
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# 3
2008-08-28, 00:47
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Blackstown, Blacksville
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Re: Been with my gf 4 years
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Originally Posted by Caint afford Food
Dont know if your a troll or not but chances are that YOU do the same thing. They may not smell as bad but she is human and you should be very fucking grateful to have someone who will sleep/fart next to you.
Go sleep in a seprate room if you want. Or go to bed next to the person you love while i hug a blue bunny stuffed animal tonight....waiting till i find a girl, who i can sleep with at night, while she farts next to me!
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rofl
ok to be honest i know what you are saying, a person is a person....
but would scarlet johannson fart in her sleep tell me that
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# 4
2008-08-28, 00:51
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Niflheim
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Re: Been with my gf 4 years
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Originally Posted by Caint afford Food
Dont know if your a troll or not
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You're an idiot.
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# 5
2008-08-28, 01:48
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Re: Been with my gf 4 years
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Originally Posted by surprise buttsecks
You're an idiot.
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No, You're an idiot.
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# 6
2008-08-28, 03:10
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Re: Been with my gf 4 years
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Originally Posted by Blacksrule1
but would scarlet johannson fart in her sleep tell me that
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Probably. None the less disgusting though. However we're factoring in the whole out of control while asleep thing. It's not her fault.
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# 7
2008-08-28, 03:30
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Northern Virginia
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Re: Been with my gf 4 years
Just force her body to stop digesting stuff. Problem solved.
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# 8
2008-08-28, 03:43
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Montana
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Re: Been with my gf 4 years
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Originally Posted by Caint afford Food
They may not smell as bad but she is human and you should be very fucking grateful to have someone who will sleep/fart next to you.
Go sleep in a seprate room if you want. Or go to bed next to the person you love while i hug a blue bunny stuffed animal tonight....waiting till i find a girl, who i can sleep with at night, while she farts next to me!
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This. 
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# 9
2008-08-28, 03:52
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Re: Been with my gf 4 years
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# 10
2008-08-29, 00:45
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Re: Been with my gf 4 years
beeno ftw
or any anti-gas supplement
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