Nice, been smoking throughout highschool and this helps anyway.

Jesus a whole box? At the point, you're just wasting money on dryer sheets...just smoke outside...although I concede that it COULD work, it prolly isn't worth it for most people.

Can't put a price on not getting caught.

He used the same tube all year, so he didn't have to make another one or anything. Only the first couple sheets in the tube were browned.

Can't put a price on not getting caught.
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exactly. a box of dryer sheets is like what, $2? id say thats a decent price on not getting in trouble

"Oh yeah man this is some super shoreline purple haze OG kush. Hold the bullshit.
I'm real....
anyway, SPOOFs, not SPLOOFS, work just fine. 4-5 dryer sheets in a paper towel roll or even toilet paper roll will do ya fine, provided there's either an open window or a fan. And the concept is that dryer sheets send out their scent or whatever when they're heated. Your breath, especially when it's full of smoke, is hot.Thereby, the dryer sheets filter the smoke and produce their own scent at the same time.
Incidentally, if you're worried about it, go to walmart or an auto store and ask for ozium.. it's a super great air freshener that kills all the shit in the air and replaces it with a lemony scent. 1/2 second spray and you're good.

^ Ozium is the single greatest deodorizer on the market.

^ ozium is the single greatest deodorizer on the market.

fuck yeah!

I'd hate to live anywhere that I'd actually be so afraid of the consequences of getting caught that I'd rig up some elaborate tubular contraption to filter the smoke.

Don't have much of a choice in a college dormitory.

I've never used ozium, but spoofs do work.

I used to be skeptical, as well as a friend of mine, about how well spoofs work. I was sitting in my house getting high one day when my friend came over. He saw me using a spoof and gave me a look like "wtf are you using that thing for." I blew the smoke through it directly into his face, and his expression changed immediately. "Holy shit," he said, "that smells nothing like weed!" Even I was skeptical, so I had him blow a hit through it into my face, and it worked wonders.

You don't even need paper towel roll, or a whole box of sheets. I just would put 3-4 in a toilet paper roll, and rotate the bottom one out when it got brown. I ended up not bothering using it any more, but it did work while I used it.

I'm at university, which I gather is equivalent to US college, and the most you need to do to keep the smell of smoke out of a room is exhale out a window and spray deoderant towards the door for half a second when you're done. Can't smell anything. Doesn't matter where I am though, we set off the smoke alarm once when we boxed the kitchen and still nobody cared, just came up to check there wasn't a fire and left.

um, doob tubes ftfw. they've ALWAYS worked for my friends and I.

um, doob tubes ftfw.

Yeah, whats up with everyone calling them sploofs. I've always heard them called doob tubes. It sounds better too.

Sploofs work i use a tp tube pack some tp in it, fold up the bottom so it don t shoot out whan you exhal, pour some mouthwash over some tp and pack it in, then finnish it up wid some more tp. Works great no pot smell what so ever but my mom thought i was drinken pep scnops the one day whan i was usen it lol. Also i would say most dealers are full of bs but I have a cupple i trust and thats why i keep them. I know whan they tell me they have something that its real and good and if i tell them i have something its real and good becouse i have tried it my self.

basic tip for smoking inside: put bag over smoke alarm.

I've baked out my (small) room many, many times with rather large circles of people with half a dozen bowls/bongs going around and not once have I ever set off a smoke alarm.

what is all that long shit about "rules" for "stoners"? wtf? are you trying to make a religion out of it or just looking for some 'street cred'?

whatever happened to puff puff pass, that's what i grew up with and i turned out fine

i only read one part and that was that dealers aren't your friends and stopped right there

drugs are better than pussy so anyone who supplies me drugs is MOST DEFINITELY MY FRIEND anyway i look at it (i get where you were going but stupid people are going to get ripped off no matter what you post on totse, sorry.. even if they read it and try to apply it during the deal, chances are they will still get ripped off)

aside from that reality, all my dealers are very close friends and i'd have it no other way. i don't pay for drugs as much as i should

also don't manipulate katt williams stand up, it's good as is and you don't need to go anywhere near his shit

stick to the kryptachronacutalike nigga

I have to agree with you. I don't have a bunch of dealers, but the people I can get pot from I am definitely friends with.

I guess it's just a bond you get.

In regards to not getting caught smoking in your room, i've found that simply opening your windows and putting a clip on fan on the windowsill is all that you need. I open all my windows after smoking and put the fan in the center of the room facing the windows to circulate air after smoking but i've never noticed a smell really. If your really paranoid, some Febreeze or Ozium could work but I use this method many nights while my parents are sleeping and they cannot smell a thing once morning comes around and they come in.

This was the type of fan I was referring to. Its very small and portable. Cost me around 10-15 dollars at Wal-Mart.
http://www.7gadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/92.jpg

word. <3

There are no rules.seriously DONT fucking act. like dont pretend your higher than you really are. youll look like a douche and its waaay annoying.

also dont get consumed by weed. you'll end up being socially retarded and rediculously bored if your not high.And dont smoke to get away from life its gay and youll end up a loner or only hanging out with your friends that smoke. People who call themselves stoners probably are just boring ass people and have no personality or identity so they choose the bitch way out and smoke a lot because its "cool"

Bullshit.

You cannot tell me that you've never wanted to get completely blitzed because you've had a shitty day/week.

I've been looking up some of the topics here i have a question could one of you show me a picture of and tell me the difference between a a marijuana bowl a crack pipe and a meth pipe?I found a pipe in a friends room and i'm trying to identify it.

1) Smoke weed if you want to.
2) It's really not that interesting to talk about.
3) If you're not enjoying it, don't smoke it.
4) It can be kinda bad for you.
5) Stoners are dull.

:p

Marijuana from best to worst
Schwag: http://layeredtech.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/drugsschwaygif.gif
Mids:http://www.thehomegrown.com/gallery/3/previews-med/mids.jpg
Nuggets:http://www.sweetleaf.co.uk/images/yourpics6.0/weed_500_689.jpg
Headies: http://forum.grasscity.com/photopost/data/599/headies2.jpg

of course there are a shit load of variables. In my opinion, all that bomb shit widow, kush, blueberry, it's all headies. I'm tired of people claiming they have the best, when all they have is dirt. Bomb weed looks good. Bright colors, sticky, and smelly.

Find yourself a good smoking spot. If you are by yourself, the safer it is to smoke in random places, however if you have a car full of teenagers, then pretty much anywhere you go is going to be shady. Cologne doesn't work, all it does is make you smell like cologne and weed. Febreeze works good, but cigarettes work the best.

Your eyes are what's going to give away that you are high, bloodshot and chinked. Get yourself a thing of Rhoto-V eye drops.
http://www.rohtoeyedrops.com/

Learn how to roll blunts. They don't waste weed, you can always put them out. They will get you high as a motherfucker. If you are gonna roll blunts, don't use wraps, use the cigars, i.e. Dutches or Games.

"If you smoke like i smoke then you're high like everyday."
-Nate Dogg

Blunts don't waste weed? Are you serious?

If blunts don't waste weed, what DOES? Throwing it into a camp fire?

6) dont cough into the bowl


I hate that shit and it seems like every new smoker does it at least once.

Oh christ I hate that shit. Especially when it's cherried and burns your fucking carpet.

Assholes.

We've all been there. It's part of the learning process, and the feeling of having everyone pretend it's no big deal when actually wanting to punch you is enough to stop most people doing it again.

We've all been there. It's part of the learning process, and the feeling of having everyone pretend it's no big deal when actually wanting to punch you is enough to stop most people doing it again.

haha thats exactly what I do too.

Marijuana from best to worst
Schwag: http://layeredtech.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/drugsschwaygif.gif
Mids:http://www.thehomegrown.com/gallery/3/previews-med/mids.jpg
Nuggets:http://www.sweetleaf.co.uk/images/yourpics6.0/weed_500_689.jpg
Headies: http://forum.grasscity.com/photopost/data/599/headies2.jpg

Aren't headies supposed to be the best? I mean, that's the feeling I go for when I wanna get really messed up. All the high feeling, none of the "woa, I'm so lazy and tired" feeling.

Hey all. Over the years, I've noticed that among the pothead community, there are a LOT of dumbasses. It probably comes with the territory, but fuck....the things some of these people do are just retarded. People getting caught coz they don't know how to cover up the smell...paying ridiculous prices for bags of weed that are clearly pinched...the list goes on. I've compiled a list of things that hopefully should be obvious for everyone. But the thing is, often times what seems obvious is often ignored by many. While these may not be completely applicable to everyone's situation, lets just say in my experience of 6+ Years of smoking pot and never being caught, more than one of my unluckier (or retarded) smoking buddies could have saved themselves a lot of money and trouble by remembering these facts. And of course, this is completely for information purposes only.

1. Sploofs don’t work. For those of you that don’t know, a sploof is a cardboard tube, usually from a toliet paper roll or a paper towel roll, stuffed with fabric softener sheets. The idea is that if you exhale your smoke through the tube, it will mask the smell of the weed, leaving only the wonderful scent of fresh laundry. Don’t fool yourself; the room WILL smell a bit like laundry…and a lot like pot. If you must smoke inside a room and have no alternative, at least point the sploof towards a wide open window.
2. Get a scale and know your measurements. An eighth is 3.5 grams, a quarter 7 grams, etc. Don’t be afraid to bust our your scale when buying from a dealer for the first time, especially for big amounts. If he has nothing to hide, then there shouldn’t be a problem. This isn’t like a transaction at store, there is no way to get a refund or return so you’re stuck with what you pay for. If you don’t have a scale, then just ask your dealer to weigh it out in front of you. Don’t support shady dealers, if he shorts you then don’t go back. You shouldn’t expect hookups, but you should expect to get the weight you pay for.
3. A dealer is not your friend. He is your dealer. Naturally, if they were your friend first, then this shouldn’t apply, this is just referring to your general dealer you meet from a friend of a friend, etc. They’re out to hustle and make cash, not hook you up. And another thing…
4. Don’t buy into dealer speak. “This shit right here nigga, this is BOMB! Way better than the last shit! This be White Widow Purple Kush Chronic, ya hear me bro?” I would say 95% of the time, its total bullshit. Will you get good weed? Yeah, probably. Is it the fantastic brand names that your dealer gives you? Eh…probably not. It just cracks me up when I hear high school kids talking about how they get “hooked up with White Widow” from some guy they know in art class or whatever. Unless I know the guy is getting it from a club, then I doubt that it’s the brand name weed that most dealers like to stick on their product. And I certainly won’t be paying the ridiculous prices that most street dealers will be asking for it. Give me the no-name quality bud for half the price please; its probably the same shit anyway.

5. Fool-Proof Method of avoiding detection:

a. Bring an extra shirt/jacket/sweatshirt to change into when you’re done
b. Wash your hands, face, and neck with soap and water.
c. A spray or two of cologne or a cigarette will hide the rest of the smell just fine, no need to bath yourself in the stuff. Reeking of AXE or any other cheap cologne is more of a giveaway than slight weed smoke.
d. Use eyedrops and drink plenty of water.

Thats all for now. Comments, arguments, flames, whatever are appreciated. Just a few random thoughts by me trying to help out the newbies. And if you don't like it, then fuck off, I'm too busy smoking my great, cheap weed to care.

why the hell would you post this. No one cares and if they do why would they listen to you. Its weed you smoke it and get high you don't discuss it all day and right out a rule page, weed really isn't that cool its more of a lifestyle. also a quarter is 7.5-8 retard your headies look like shit and the swag isn't even earb. obviously you act like you know more than you do.

also a quarter is 7.5-8 retard

no, a quarter is 7 grams, its math.

think, one ounce - 28 grams, divided by four (hence, quarter) equals 7

a quarter is 7.5-8 retard

Gave me a chuckle.

Any spoof I've ever made works wonders, if they dont for you that sucks

Any retard can make a spoof work. 5-6 fabric softener sheets, a toilet paper roll, and a little bit of tape is all you need. I used to smoke in my room like everyday with a spoof and a bong while my parents were home before I moved out. I never opened a window or anything, they still never smelled a thing. All I had to so was pack really small loose bowls, cash it in one hit, and clear the chamber completely. Literally, no smell that way.

Yeah, well, what if you want to smoke a fat blunt in your room?

Yeah, well, what if you want to smoke a fat blunt in your room?

Then you are fucked. There is way too much smoke coming off the blunt. My method really only applies to bongs. It's not like its hard to make one if you cant buy one.

Yes, it fucking works, i can confirm it without any doubt, i usually use about 12 dryer sheets. NO smell. you can really let a little pot smoke escape and it'll cover it up but if you don't, it's all gravy.

and as for blunts, well you're fucking retarded for asking that because sploofs only work with shit that has little/no smoke, not an EVER-BURNING CHERRY OF MARIJUANA AT THE TIP.

OP: sorry but spoofs do work but good rules any way

Blah Blah Blah

This was dumb. The only thing I agreed with was getting a scale and not buying into dealer hype. Smoking weed is intended to be fun, rules are unnecessary.

This was dumb. The only thing I agreed with was getting a scale and not buying into dealer hype. Smoking weed is intended to be fun, rules are unnecessary.

ve have rules UND YOU VILL OBEYS DEM!

Bullshit.

You cannot tell me that you've never wanted to get completely blitzed because you've had a shitty day/week.

i mean like smoking EVERY time your a little sad.

Just go outside and smoke a joint anywhere you want. You wont get caught you paranoid faggots.

If you are that paranoid about the smell who is stopping you from going outside to smoke? Shit take a stroll down to the store and blaze up in the alleyway.

Nothing better than walking to the store to buy some chips and stopping in an alley to smoke.