If your in a car, and your getting chased for whatever reason - the cars hot, your robbed a bank - whatever.

If your not lucky enough to have a assault rifle, or some other high powered weapon you can use to convince air support that they better fuck off then your pretty much going to have them on your back unless you got the skills.

Generally when you got helicopters on your back theres cars behind you - so going into a tunnel isnt going to work, you need to ground the chopper.

Laser pointer.
http://kstp.com/article/stories/S511014.shtml

They've been banned in Australia already for this very reason, you can have that laser pointer in the car and use it against the helicopter and against the cars behind you.

If your highly organised get someone around your escape route to zap the chopper pilot.

Common police tactics are that if a chase is getting dangerous air support will take over while cars will mobilise around the car being chased.
If you can get cars to back off because the choppers on you - you got enough space to get away when the chopper backs off.


Alternatively you can try to drive past an airport, but choppers can get air clearance and theres usually not too many roads in and out of airports - get a laser.

Never thought to use a laser pointer before, but you best fucking make sure you don't get caught afterwards if you do that, 20 years as opposed to a couple of months for GTA, I know what I'd rather have.

Yeah, you better know what you're doing and that you can definitely get away after that. You would think that it would take some skills to get a laser into someone's eye from that far away, especially while moving, but I guess you can just wave it around until it hits them.

"Interfering with an aircraft is a felony, punishable by up to 20 years in prison and a quarter of a million dollar fine."

Careful.

try it with this http://www.wickedlasers.com/lasers/S...I_GX-26-3.html

I'm sorry to burst your bubble guys but if the choppers are on you your already fucked. It's only a matter of time before your in the booty house. Drive as fast as you fucking want, you won't out speed the eye in the sky and even if you do they'll just radio up ahead and set up road blocks or spike strips.

They are trained professional assholes. Your a punk kid who thinks your gonna take down the government with a fucking laser pointer.

Even if by some miracle you take down the chopper you think your home free? You just killed a cop. They won't even want to arrest you anymore, they'll want you dead. And what's worse is, you will be dead and you will have given some punk fucking cop a promotion. Is that what you want?

It's only going to get harder as time goes on and technology progresses.

Would have been a blast being a criminal back in the day.

You should only flee the police in a car if you know for a fact your already fucked royally or if you know the area and are confident you can lose them within the first few minutes.

Ya'll should lay off the GTA4.....

And you should gtfo BI. That's what it's here for.

Turn into a neightborhood street and immediatly pull into a random driveway and turn off the car and duck down.

Flee to a crowded place like a mall. Wear some clothes of a different style and color under the ones you were seen in.

Another thing you could do is hit during a thunderstorm or in dense fog

Shut the fuck up, you dirty banking Jew. There is a difference between a bad idea and unrealistic kidiot bullshit.

Haha. I'm at work and that made me smile. Banking Jew.

It is a rather unrealistic plan, but at least let the guy get some kicks and try to draw it out.

Fine I'll let them have their little "play" time.


I do find it funny though that the OP is 21 and still fantasizing about taking down helicopters with laser pens....