As long as I am alive, something is going to happen on homecoming. I have yet to follow in my dad's footsteps, and now I am doing so. My dad was a hellraiser, so I need to continue the family affair. Thing is, I'm out of ideas. Here are some ideas I've had:

-Plant Kudzu on the football field
-RickRoll the dance (lame, I know)
-Spray or salt the football field in the pattern of the word "TOTSE" or "&T"

And please, do not make suggestions like "blow up the school" or "Columbine". That's just wrong.

If you plan to salt the football field, don't spell out totse. Not that hard to google totse and find this thread, just as a precaution. I'm planning to do this to my school as well seeing as how they spent $30k on fucking astro turf instead of improving our school. Hopefully nothing can grow back.

Last year's prank consisted of the senior class pouring paint and drawing shit with it all over the parking lot. Some magnet school around my area disassembled the principals car and reassembled it on the roof. I call bullshit though.

Uh, you can't kill fake grass dude...

- Tom

Last year's senior prank was parking the cars in the lot sideways so no one could get in. My school is full of lame MOFOs.

I heard from someone (as it is always) that they shifted their teachers car sideways into between two trees.
One in front, one behind, with about 8 inches of clearance total.

Took about 20 mins of, Forward,steer,back,steer,forward,steer,back,steer to get out.

Or brick up a doorway.

If you can weld or know someone who can.
Find a real conspicous sign, measure the size tubing used on it.

Now get some 90Degree bends of the right sized tubing and weld them into a knot shape. Just a single knot.
The ends have to line up right. Its easyer to have several inches of straight tube on each end.

Now cut the signs pole off about 4 foot from the ground. Use the proper tools, rent it if you have too, tubing cutter or angle grinder, but it has to make a clean cut.

Now cut the pole again at the right distance to fit the knot in.
While you are doing this. Weld the knot to the top end of the sign post, use jigs to get it lined up right.

Now weld the top end of the post & knot to the shortened stub coming out of the ground.
Paint it so its not noticable.

Wait till it is noticed...

I google imaged a 'knotted signpost' > there isn't one!.... Be the first.

Oh, vandalism isn't a prank, makes yah Dad look bad too, you have to go one better.

Columbine

/troll

Release a bear on school campus

or spike the punch with lsd

well what was the worst your dad did? we've gotta know it if we want to one up it.