Ok so yesterday I took out my brother's bong to go smoke with me and my 2 friends. So we smoke, then we wrap up the glass bong with a towel and put it in my backpack, and then we go swimming and this pool with the bong still in our backpack. Then we were getting out of the pool and one of my friends grabs the towel, the bong unravels, goes flying, and crashes to the deck IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING POOL with like 10 people watching. Quickly he picked up the big pieces and we got the fuck out of there.

Wow, good job. Sucks to be you!

was it necesarry to bring the bong with you?

Looks like that kid is gnna be payin up

lmao. Well that was stupid on his part, your friend should have known the bong was wrapped up in there. Thats funny as hell though.

This shit happens all the time actually. I can recall 2 other times when a friend has broken a glass piece because it was wrapped up in a shirt and he forgot it was there..

lol

...yea why did you bring the bong anyway?

I had my bong wrapped up in a bag going fishing once, I was taking it out when my slider fell and broke. I had to drive back out to the city and pick up some blunts.

HAHAHAHAHA you must have felt like a RETARD!:D

I remember one time me and a friend had finished smoking two joints each, and he was finishing another bowl with his glass steamroller.
Then, out of nowhere, he just drops it on the floor where it breaks.
He didn't lose his grip, it wasn't sliding out of his hand, he just opened his hand and let gravity go to town on it.
His excuse was that he thought I was holding it, even though I was sitting on my couch, three feet away from him.
luckily, we were able to save it with duct tape.

Hah. Good times.

Hot potato game with someone elses bong. Everything was fun and games until....ceiling fan

one time my friends bong got fucking smashed (the wider, base part)....welll we got some epoxy and glued that shit back together. THEN, he glued a mouse pad to the bottom of it so it would have a padded landing, since thats how it broke in the first place(some clumsy girl set it down too hard)......well that engineering added a year to the bongs life until one day it was stolen in a house robbery.

A couple of my friends were hanging out in the back parking lot of a church. My friend had his custom color changing double bubbler. As soon as he pulled it out of its special protective case, he drops it straight onto the pavement. It hit, bounced like a foot, and rolled another 3-4 feet. By some sort of act of god that thing didnt even have a scratch on it. Quality glass I guess.

Gotta get me one of those.

It'd naturally not get dropped though, if I bought it, since it wouldn't break anyway.

haha that sucks, was it at rheme, or ridgeland? im from oak park too, starting junior year at oprf. im sad we only have 2 more days of summer, theres so much good bud going around at the moment

ive never broken any pieces... sure ive seem a couple get confiscated but my parents never broke them in front of me...

it hurt me when they found my 1 foot glass bong, thing was beautiful and i didnt get to smoke out of it nearly as much as i would have liked to...

who else has that collective hivemind gasp of horror when a piece is broken? lol

and then if your at a party all the ppl who dont smoke are like... Whats the big deal? I dnt get it?

and then if your at a party all the ppl who dont smoke are like... Whats the big deal? I dnt get it?

ahahahahaa, genius!

one time I took a shit in this kids acrylic bong at a party that had been left in the bathroom where they were smoking it. A few minutes later they were smoking in the kitchen by the vent over the stove and the guy packed some weed in and passed it over to this girl who took a hit and as soon as she put her face up to the bong she puked right inside it and the guy fucking flipped out. He grabbed the bong from her and went to wash it out in the sink, he turned it upside down and my shit came right out into the sink and I burst out laughing. The look on his face was so funny, me and my friend left shortly after I think a bunch of people were planning on kicking the shit out of me.

Winnar! XD

You deserve to have something really bad happen to you

You deserve to have something really bad happen to you

like having his computer always freeze whenever he tries to do anything on it! or at least enough times for it to be really annoying!

Ive heard of this special type of glass that will pretty much not break no matter what you do. A friend told me he went to a headshop and the dude there was like smacking a piece against the counter, throwing it across the store and it was fine. Anyone know what im talking about?

Pyrex maybe?

the only glass pieces I've ever used are someone else's glass pipe, and maybe a glass bong once or twice. my own bong is a plastic piece. I got it instead of glass mainly due to price, but also to not have to worry about breakage. Though I can't see myself ever dropping something like that. It stays at home, in pretty much one spot, so I can't imagine ever dropping it and breaking it.

Reminds me of a time I was lighting a spliff off a candle, forgot the candle was there, smacked it across my room when I turned away from the window I was smoking out off and knocked hot wax everywhere xD.

your friend is an ASSHOLE

Haha that shit in the bong story was hilarious. But to add to the thread, I had a great bong with a rubber base that my friend "lost" or "threw out" when he got paranoid or something. Anyway we bought a new little cute bong that I thought was perfect for takign places with me. Well long story short i dropped it on the floor of this girls toilet when i was getting changed at a party. It smashed all over the floor and i didnt pick up the glass for some reason.

Everyone was complaining about the ''asshole who smashed a corona bottle in the toilet'' for the rest of the night.

The worst thing was that the poor little bong hadnt even been used yet, and i also had a big bud of weed rattling around inside the bong which i forgot to pick up and i only remembered later when i got home. My excuse for this stupidism is that i was wasted.

so they thought your broken bong that had a bag of weed next to it was a corona bottle?

A smoke shop one town over has what you're talking about. I believe the brand is Wizzard? Not sure. All the ones they have are like, crankshaft shaped (not sure the proper name). My friend bought one yeaars ago and I think he still has it. The guy in the store did exactly as you described. The shape is nice because you don't have to worry about back-splash and while it only measures about a foot tall, the chamber is that of a 2-3 footer.

i remember about 4 years ago one of my buddies had a tasty lookin rasta 4 footer ZOB triple perc. thing cost him roundwards of 400 bucks and wed been blazing out of it for a few months straight with nothing goin wrong. one day we were burning like normal in his backyard with a few other heads, nothin out of the ordinary. the kid next to me was in mid rip when a po siren went off around front of the house. the kid gets up with no hesitation and THROWS THE BONG OVER THE FENCE. we all just look at him in awe for a second, trying to register what he had just done. we stash our herb and right as my friend is hiding his zip in the bbq, our other friend comes around the corner with a megaphone with a siren setting... needless to say there was much yelling and anger for months to come. when the dudes birthday rolled around me and 3 friends bought him a volcano, so he eventually got over it.

hows that for horrible bong story?

My friends got these glass bongs and bowls in china town that dont break and only cost like 10 dollars, there good for parties because no one ends up getting really pissed off.

I got a metal stem that i can hook up to every bottle, I only got it because it doesnt break so I just drill a hole in a glass bottle or put it in a plastic one.

I also got this thing that you can put on top of a drinking bottle and it's like a bubble, but it's made out of metal and plastic so it won't break.

In israel most bongs are plastic with a glass stem for this exact reason

In israel most bongs are plastic with a glass stem for this exact reason

lol leave it to the jews to find the cheapest way to smoke bongs.