Hi I usually don't go for mindless vandalism preffering to break property so i can enter and steal something but i feel like exacting revenge (i wont go into it because you don't care) and i need some surefire ways to totaly fuck a car up and make sure that it either looks so shit they wont drive it or actually cant (keeping in mind i have to carry the gear with me on foot and i only know the basics of car mechanics). I know theres some truly creative people on totse who can think of (from personal experience or original thought) some truly wonderful ways to fuck a car.

A caulking gun, a couple tubes of liquid nails, and a "covering material" of your choice - you can buy some cheap sheets at the thrift store, buy a roll of black butcher paper at a arts & crafts store, get a restaurant sized roll of plastic wrap, whatever.

Also bring a knife or scissors, and a long pointed object like a piece of coathanger, for cutting the tip of the tube of liquid nails and then puncturing the inner seal. The glue comes out fast with the caulk gun - cover the car from end to end, and reload as needed. Bring two or three tubes. Once the glue is applied, press your outer material all around the exterior of the car.

Do this at night - Liquid Nails takes overnight to set but it's really strong. You could look into quicker drying alternatives. It doesnt exactly destroy the car but is really fucking annoying to get the car usable again. Plus the materials are cheap, easy to carry, and quiet.

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Buy a bunch of pink spray paint, rub the entire car with a scrubbing pad then spray. bring some red for little hearts etc....

Roll it up in a blanket and throw it off a bridge!

Fire.

Burn it. Quick, minimal risk, easy. Fill a petrol can with yes, petrol, atleast a few weeks before the act and from a petrol station as far away as reasonably possible. Smash a small window in the car pouring out the petrol through the window. Lightly douse a small rag with petrol and light it atleast several feet away from car, throw rag through smashed window and stand well back, in fact run.

It will never see the road again, although the owner will get money due to the car being written off.

buy a bunch of steelwool or brillo pads and take em to the car. rub it good all over. buy a gallon or 2 of acetone/xylene/Methyl Ethyl Ketone/toluene...pretty much anything that is a part of industrial paint remover. pour it all over and wait 10 minutes. repeat scrubbing and covering.

once finished, if they are a minority, tar and feather the car

Easier to use the gas thats already in the car. Stick a towel in the open gas cap, soaked in rubbing alcohol or anything flamable u have at home and light it up.

Good idea, never thought of that.

C4. Just C4.

Pour a bag of flour in the gas tank.