I was recently at a large scale event which professed to cater for 14 - 17 year olds

There was a lot of 17 and over year olds also at this large scale event whom, and when I challenged about some ambiguous discussion amongst themselves began using a plethora of code words and casting verbal death threats my way. In one paticulary alarming episode, these people (who i will refer to as fucking nonces) refered to themselves as 'gay terrorists'. I am confident that this assertion is to do with the fact that currently in the British media, dirty nonces and islamist terrorists are the most 'demonised' groups of people.

As the threats continued ("don't you dare go to sleep" and threats of poisoning etc etc) I thought it wise to ring my parents. My parents took me home and the next day I was taken to a doctor.

I was deemed psychotic HOWEVER during my time in a mental health ward, a number of undercover police turned up to the ward after I wrote out my story. These people were convinced of my own involvement in the conspiracy so I did not talk with them. I have since thought it wise to contact these people via myspace for my personal safety and peace of mind (i.e: the knowledge I am not going insane)

It is important to state that these undercover people were using the same codewords I heard on the campsite plus a few of their own. This was the same for the workers in the mental health ward who produced spreadsheet-style charts to try and determine which key words I would respond to. I responded to every single fucking one with at least a twitch becos they were BLATENT about this. It scared the shit out of me that I too would be labelled a fucking nonce.

Having surfed the internet, looking on the myspaces of the cops investigating this conspiracy and the musical genre/14-17 year old organisation involved I will point the following qustions, no doubt costing me my life

1) In grime music, what is the movement and the mash?

2) What would you say if I told you I was a scout planning to raise a flag?

3) Who are the grime invaders?

4) Is it that (and this is the sum of my intelligence gathering, based largely on an article I read in The Metro) as British people leave the country they are being replaced by foreign pedophilles who take their jobs and then work together via the internet?

lawl wtf? a thread crazier than kathaksung's? it can't be!

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i dont feel like reading all that shit

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