so theres this fuckin dork ass bitch who was talking shit on our group so we decided to egg his the trailer house in the trailer park he lives in. i was wondering how exactly do you egg a trailer? Do you just throw regular eggs at the front door? we were worried about not getting chased by his crazy dad. after how many eggs thrown is it best to mob on out? after a dozen or so? Also what do ya usually shout when throwing them? Stuff like "take that homo" or "fuck you" also is doing this a feleny?

You mess with one, you mess with the whole trailer park.

And for someone who can't spell felony, I recommend you spend more time learning basic communication skills than picking random useless fights over childish drama.

Grow some balls.
You sound like a paranoid scaredy-cat.

ahahah ohhh man

fuck that hook a car up to his trailer and drive him to MEXICO. That'll teach the trailer trash.]

Yes - assault with a deadly ovum.

C'mon dude - HOW DO I EGG A TRAILER?!?!11:?1?1?///1? Give me a break.

Throw eggs. Run away. Giggle and smell each other's farts on your crazy adventurous sleep-over.

^lol...

Ok really though . . . revenge is a dish best served cold. Take 2 dozen eggs or so and leave them near your water heater for a month or two. Make sure that none are already cracked, and make sure you dont break any on the way.

Hit the door, the windows, the air conditioner / swamp cooler on the roof or as a window unit if they have that, any cars parked around . . . you get the idea.

But you have to wait for the eggs to ripen for maximum effect.

lol!!!

Dude, its a fucking trailer. Its not everyday you have such a grand opportunity to fuck with someones life here. Be creative. Fuck with there plumbing, In the middle of the night hook it up to a Ford and hit the gas for some lolz. xD