I might try that sometime, actually. Ill try smokin a bowl and then doin calculus homework.
I bet you will

Should be pretty funny.

No, it will be confusing and frustrating as fuck, unless you write out every little step(thus taking up pages and pages) and you will make a mistake somewhere and fuck everything up.

Asshats!

How do you fucking expect to get anywhere in life by mixing stupidity and schoolwork, that is immature and counter productive?

Sure i have been opiated/inebriated/high in high school a few times myself, but seriously WHO the fuck is dumb enough to trip with HW/school in a socially and physically restricting stetting!?

took 2 of my 10th grade finals baked as hell...i did just fine

I've done alot, the whole 2nd semester of last year, any work I turned in was drug influenced, including finals, but i still made honor roll. jews.

Back in high school one of my assignments in English was to write my interpretation of "The Inferno" by Dante. Basically make up your own "inferno" how ever you like (random paragraphs, bullets, essay form...etc)

I ended up writing an approx. 20 page version of my "inferno" composed using the same tercets and rhyme scheme. I got an A+...and really have no idea to this day how I actually accomplished that in one night. Copies of my paper were made and distributed to the other English teachers.

I had to do that a couple years ago. I failed.

I remember freshman year going to my History of American Democracy class stoned. We were discussing joint resolutions and I ended up getting kicked out of class for laughing hysterically every time my teacher said "joint".

some of my best work was done on a variety of mind-altering substances

i got an A+ on a timed essay i wrote about parenting while i was the most baked I have been to this date... when i got it back i was expecting to have failed but the teacher gave it back and she was all like "This is probably the best essay I have ever read, do you mind if I share it with other teachers?"

i laughed so fuckin hard (she didn't get it)

I took a lot of my highschool midterms and finals while high as a kite. got pretty decent grades too. they were better than my sober grades!

This made me lol, especially because it doesn't say whether or not the friend actually took any drugs (although I really hope he did).

I wrote the most amazing philosophical things I have ever seen on drugs. Once in English class on DXM. Once on morphine, just sitting in Math class, writing cause I felt like it. I threw away the DXM one, a girl I know kept the morphine one. Real life changing shit.

one time me and a friend smoked 2 bowls at lunch. then we went and got taco bell. the nxt period I had a test, and I was so hungry so I started eating the lunch my mom packed me. my teacher thought I was cheating so she called me to the front of the class and ripped my test up in front of the whole class. Noone could figure out why I was laughing so hard when she threw the test away. good times. but it sucked cuz if I passed that test then I wouldve gotten a C in the class. Instead I got a D.

This made me lol, especially because it doesn't say whether or not the friend actually took any drugs (although I really hope he did).

My friend is always on drugs. In fact, when he is at school he is either high, asleep, or bitching about how he isn't high. ...so it should always be assumed that he is on drugs of some sort.

When I took the ACT sober I got a 26, the next time I took it I smoked before I went because I was more than pleased with my 26 and the school was making me take it. I blazed maybe 15 minutes before the tests were handed out and got a 29...

You're stupid.

B.T.W. I'm always high or drunk in class so i got a lot of drug inspired homework, but i'm smart so i don't fuck up.

i haven't seen it but my friend was telling me about this movie called "super high me" and this guy just stays stoned for like a month, takes the SAT test stoned and sober... he did worse on the math while stoned by better on the other sections than he did sober...

ive done homework while stoned... ive taken test while stoned and done perfectly fine...

Does anyone have any drug inspired homework?

*waits for porn to download*

I was drunk for every day of high school and I passed with flying colors, but I'm fairly certain there were some overly ranty term papers in English class that raised a few hackles as a result of my constant inebriation. If only I'd been toking up back then...

In grade 11 I was a noob to shrooms so I decided to buy some and eat them before school started. By the end of first period I was having visuals and by the time I got to second period chemistry I was completely high. It turned out we had a test and I would've failed even if I wasn't high cause I hadn't studied. I ended up getting second highest and beating all my friends/most people by like 30%. I seriously don't know how I did it the words and questions on the page were all moving around and distorted. I think there is potential in drug induced homework.

when i went to school i was usually always on something (marijuana aside as it was no big, daily blazing before and at school) but i did fine. the only reason i failed any classes in HS was because i didnt go enough (ie 60 absences sophmore year in one class and still only failed with a 50%.) i took all my finals every year high as hell and passed every one of them.

well i try to stay high all day if i can, so yea ive done homework high a bunch of times...its hard to focus unless im writing or something, and in that case i usually make up bullshit stories for my lit class.

Try taking the test on a K-Hole.

lol i think the proctor would notice me like laying on the ground throwen my arms and legs around.

Why would you take the time to scan that piece of scrap paper and post it on here?

haha you're a fucking bitch I missed close to 100 classes in grade 12 and still passed everything.

i did it a while ago for my friend to see and i just left it on my photobucket

haha you're a fucking bitch I missed close to 100 classes in grade 12 and still passed everything.
I missed 84 and passed my uncle missed 134 and still passed way back in the 70s. Whan i did show up i was fucked up but ya school in the usa is a fucking joke.

Anything but math and sciences is completely do-able while on drugs imo. once you get into calc. and AP-Physics and such...good luck.

When I was in my sophomore year, the school valedictorian came in baked as fuck all the time. He was a legend.

I'm still gonna try doing some kind of math while high. I think it would be really funny. What's usually frustrating somehow becomes awesome while high.

This kid is just trying to get his homework from us. I see through your scam, dude.

It's the opposite for me, man. English and Social while I am baked, forget it. Hand me a derivatives test and I'll ace that shit.

I missed 84 and passed my uncle missed 134 and still passed way back in the 70s. Whan i did show up i was fucked up but ya school in the usa is a fucking joke.

Haha that's the way to do it. I am from Canada though.

I missed 84 and passed my uncle missed 134 and still passed way back in the 70s. Whan i did show up i was fucked up but ya school in the usa is a fucking joke.
In my school, you couldn't even miss 16 days without automatically failing the class. Stupid IMO.

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This is actually terrible, not drug-induced, and not funny.

This is actually terrible, not drug-induced, and not funny.

as well as from the group on facebook

as well as from the group on facebook

What group do you speak of?

I was high pretty much every second of every day in high school, so I don't really consider these drug induced. However, I was high, and they were hilarious.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v61/devoiced/businesslaw2.jpg

I had to read this in front of my class, and they had to guess the riddle:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v61/devoiced/pocketpal2.jpg

Another time I had an American Film homework assignment due on a Monday. We had to give examples of conservative and liberal films and explain. I got really drunk that Sunday night and I guess decided to do my homework while I was blacked out. When I got to school I opened my folder to find a crumpled up torn sheet of paper with barely legible handwriting all over it.

1. Friday. DEBOO GOT KNOCKED DA FUCK OUT SO DIS FILM IS LIBERAL LOLOLOL!!

2. Next Friday. DEY SMOKED W33D WIT A VACUUM SO THE MOVIE IS CONSERVATIVE!! LOL!!

3. The Friday After Next. HE WAS WEARIN FOSATCHE SO DIS FILM IS LIBERAL!!

Then the last question, Describe whether the film "World Trade Center" was conservative or liberal and why. In huge letters across the entire bottom of the page I had written JEWS DID 9/11

Looking back it really wasn't that funny, it was just hilarious to me because I didn't remember writing it. I found it particularly funny that I had actually written out "lol" on a homework assignment.

What group do you speak of?

I was high pretty much every second of every day in high school, so I don't really consider these drug induced. However, I was high, and they were hilarious.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v61/devoiced/businesslaw2.jpg

I had to read this in front of my class, and they had to guess the riddle:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v61/devoiced/pocketpal2.jpg

Another time I had an American Film homework assignment due on a Monday. We had to give examples of conservative and liberal films and explain. I got really drunk that Sunday night and I guess decided to do my homework while I was blacked out. When I got to school I opened my folder to find a crumpled up torn sheet of paper with barely legible handwriting all over it.

1. Friday. DEBOO GOT KNOCKED DA FUCK OUT SO DIS FILM IS LIBERAL LOLOLOL!!

2. Next Friday. DEY SMOKED W33D WIT A VACUUM SO THE MOVIE IS CONSERVATIVE!! LOL!!

3. The Friday After Next. HE WAS WEARIN FOSATCHE SO DIS FILM IS LIBERAL!!

Then the last question, Describe whether the film "World Trade Center" was conservative or liberal and why. In huge letters across the entire bottom of the page I had written JEWS DID 9/11

Looking back it really wasn't that funny, it was just hilarious to me because I didn't remember writing it. I found it particularly funny that I had actually written out "lol" on a homework assignment.

fkking roffles

Wow you are a complete moron. You have no basic understand of high school physics or algebra. How the fuck do you expect to go to university?

What group do you speak of?

I was high pretty much every second of every day in high school, so I don't really consider these drug induced. However, I was high, and they were hilarious.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v61/devoiced/businesslaw2.jpg



How old are you?

18, but I write like a 3rd grader :)

Me and my mate turn assignments into a whole smoking session in itself... Write a paragraph, have a bong, write a paragraph, have a bong. It actually seems to help us concentrate and motivate us although the quality of the work always drops progressively towards the end it hasn't stopped us getting distinctions in all of them. In fact all the assignments I haven't got distinction in I have been sober.
Would post some examples but nobody wants to read about fish nutrition or ornamental invertebrate biology.

I would.

The only thing I have is about a hundred trinomials I factored one night stoned. If you want I can post but it's not really that impressive.

whan your high your high do what you do and hope yore way is the right way.

I'm a senior in college and I'm going for dual major, English and Philosophy.
I'm also a stoner.

So I have a bunch of papers that I wrote while high on weed, but they're not worth posting because I'm not an idiot when I'm stoned and I usually still get A's on them. I actually really enjoy writing anything where I can use some amount of creativity while high, and then I just edit it while sober.
Also, weed and Philosophy is a great mix.

I've also written 10+ page papers on Adderall in one night a couple times.

My personal favorite story though is when I took a quiz on two hits of acid and got a 100%.

I've gotten amped up on dexedrine and written various school essays and such, but I actually write worse when on amphetamines. I would tend to go off on random tangents and spend entirely to long trying to perfect the way a sentence sounded.

hah, very funny. but coincidentally I am reading Atlas Shrugged for school

Also, weed and Philosophy is a great mix.

even better is acid

ive had some serious problems doing any math while on dxm

marijuana makes me too lazy to even start it however

I had a week end to read this book called "Border Crossing". Instead I got stoned. Then on Sunday night I realized it was too late to read it. So when I tried to get the gist of the book on google, all I got was results on "Mexican border crossings". So I went to school, got incredibly baked, and wrote it on Mexicans.

Obviously I failed. Shit happens.

I got some notes scribbled when i was bromazepam in class..I looked down at my notes during a sober second, and said this is enough, got up and left class.