There is this nigger that lives about 6 houses down from my girlfriend and he has a pimped out Cadillac with the darkest tinted windows I've ever seen.

I always see the car their, so I suppose he doesn't leave his house often.

I'm currently looking for a new hookup, and it might be sweet to be within walking distance of some weed, but how do I go about finding out?

I'd feel weird as fuck just asking him.

Assuming you don't look like a cop, just ask him if he knows where you can score. He'll either hook you up or get pissed because you stereotyped him.

Walk yo bitch ass down there and holla at that nigga. Let him know whats good.

I mean, do I ring his fucking doorbell? Time myself walking exactly with him to his car, compliment his car, make a joke it looks like a dealers car and see if he laughs or he's serious about it?

I need tips and an idea of what could possibly go wrong.

Just walk over there with a blunt and be like " hey man ive got this blunt with nothing to put in it, can you help me out?"

Id try to wait for him to be chillin outside or something, because knocking on the door doesnt seem like the best way to do it.

I mean, if anything he will say no, and then never think about it again.

But if your lucky, he will be like yeah man give me a minute run inside come back out with a sack and your in luck.

Hes not going to shoot you or kick your ass because your not really doing anything wrong.

Just give it a try, dont make jokes about dealers, just be straight with him.. Try not to use slang and shit , like everyone does when they are around a dealer of another race.

Hell no. What would you say? "Excuse me, I'm inquiring about the possibility that you may possess drugs."

Probably your best bet. Or just wait until he's outside for whatever reason.

How about some more stereotyping? Shot, robbed, attacked by bulldog, etc.

Next time you see him outside call him over and ask him is he smokes.

....its really simple. As long as you don't look like a snitch you should be good.

^do this, have a joint ablready burnin if possible...

"'Ey man, you smoke trees?"

Proceed from there.

When I was trying to broaden out who I buy from when I moved I just hung out at the park. I sat with a coffee and a pack of cigs and when this group of guys came around I would see there I just acted like I didn't have a light. I asked them for a light and we got talking and next thing I know I'm smoking up with them.

Maybe like someone said, time it all. Ask him for a light for your joint or cig (if it's a cig I'd make a comment how you would like that to be a blunt, you just got paid but don't have any weed around). Don't use slang, don't try and act "cool", just be yourself you know. I know that sounds cliche but it's true. Cause people can pick off when people are being fake and that can set off red flags.

Ask him for a light when hes outside, then light up a joint while he's still watching you.

If you've been living by him for a while, just walk up and be like "Dude, where's all the fucking bud in this town?"

I don't know WTF these people are talking about, saying to not use slang. If somebody I didn't know well asked me for marijuana, I'd tell them to fuck off. If they'd ask "Where's some bud?" or "Who's got the chronic?" I'd be much more likely to talk to them.

yeah i was thinking something along the lines of this, too.

Are you kidding?
This isn't rocket science here, buddy.
Use your fucking brains.

Oh, and fuck you for stereotyping.