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# 1
2008-08-22, 00:08
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Chuck Norris
So I've been looking to rewatch a couple of Norris movies I watched back in the 90s and I can't really remember their names.
What are some good 'Nam films with Norris, I know there's a couple.
I'm also looking for this Chuck Norris movie where he and a black guy take a bunch of juvies and put them through boot camp for some reason.
Then there's that movie where he rips off karate kid and teaches some retarded kid to stand up for himself and win a championship or something. I believe this one starts off with the kid dreaming that he and Chuck Norris face off with a bunch of ninjas and Norris roundhouse kicks them all.
Anyone remember these ones? It's quite vague because I don't remember the names, just tidbits from over 10 years ago.
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# 2
2008-08-22, 00:17
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Durham, UK.
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Re: Chuck Norris
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Originally Posted by Rykoshet
I believe this one starts off with the kid dreaming that he and Chuck Norris face off with a bunch of ninjas and Norris roundhouse kicks them all.
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Seriously?
Chuck Norris.. roundhouse kick??
You lie!
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# 3
2008-08-22, 05:42
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Re: Chuck Norris
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Originally Posted by parkus
Seriously?
Chuck Norris.. roundhouse kick??
You lie!
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That made me laugh so hard for some reason, but sadly enough, the movie he's talking about is Sidekicks. 
And here. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001569/
IMDB is your friend.
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# 4
2008-08-22, 08:22
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Re: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris 'Nam flicks are the Missing in Action movies. Might be more than just those.
The one with the retarded kid is Sidekicks. Also has Joe Piscopo....good god.
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# 5
2008-08-22, 12:08
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Regular
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Exploding head syndrome
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Re: Chuck Norris
god damn Missing in action makes my eyes bleed
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# 6
2008-08-22, 13:32
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Re: Chuck Norris
Thanks. Missing in Action and Delta Force is the series I was looking for, and yes, sidekicks is the movie.
I found this on his imdb, and it raised a big WTF?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070743/
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Sexy student teachers at Valley High School give private lessons while being terrorized by a mad rapist.
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Shitty movie or good porno?
Last edited by Rykoshet; 2008-08-22 at 14:06.
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# 7
2008-08-22, 21:48
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Re: Chuck Norris
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Originally Posted by spadedjoker
That made me laugh so hard for some reason, but sadly enough, the movie he's talking about is Sidekicks.
And here. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001569/
IMDB is your friend. |
This movie pissed me off just now.
The kid is such a fag.
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# 8
2008-08-22, 22:18
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Re: Chuck Norris
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Originally Posted by Rykoshet
This movie pissed me off just now.
The kid is such a fag.
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I agree, but then again I only saw the first twenty minutes or so. Could sit through the rest of it and I have sat through quite a few shitting movies.
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# 9
2008-08-22, 22:48
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Re: Chuck Norris
The only payoff to watching Sidekicks, is seeing Joe Piscopo get slapped around by Norris. But even that is questionable since there is no blood or disfigurement.
Now, Invasion U.S.A. on the other hand is worth it just for this scene alone....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5deIF1Pe3k
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# 10
2008-08-22, 23:39
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Re: Chuck Norris
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Originally Posted by spadedjoker
I agree, but then again I only saw the first twenty minutes or so. Could sit through the rest of it and I have sat through quite a few shitting movies.
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It's not a bad movie. It's like the karate kid with chuck norris.
Just that kid is such a dweed. Then again, so was Daniel-San.
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