For me its all about yelling "SHHHAAAAAA-ZAMMM!!!!!!.
The second half is the spray shot, the zamm bit.

While im working my thing i like to sing the shaft theme - sometimes i dirty up the lyrics, other times i try and get the girl to say my name instead of 'shaft'.

I highly reccomend this to everyone.

Also if im getting a blowjob i'll have a old style car horn nearby for when im blowing my load.

"ARRR-OOO-GAHHH"
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Laughing and saying weird stuff about parents. And just yelling what the girl needs to do in general.

Its always funny to just stop and demand to get your nuts sucked.

And of course being really loud and screaming stuff if theres other people in the next room or downstairs.

gorilla noises

I just start to read put loud, some pamphlets on abortion.

I stay quiet.

I would so do this but I'm pretty sure it wouldn't have the same affect because I'm a girl. Damn.

the only funny things ive said were a couple times with a couple different girls id pull out and shot extra far and hit their face instead of their stomachs and i said 'owned' in a serious voice. they each said "what?" and id say nothing, then not be able to help looking at her face and grin an evil grin for just a second before i put my pants on and went outside to have a smoke while i imagined how proud totse would have been.

im a few years older now and sadly dont do that now

if I had the "viking sex" video saved, I'd post it right now. It's a big black guy who, when he jizzes, goes "OOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH HHH! OOOOOOOOOOAAAHHH! OOOOOOOOAAAAAHH OOOOAAAAAH!

I don't make any unnecessary or unnatural sounds. Funniest thing I've heard someone say in bed, to me? Probably yesterday when he said the condom leaked and I started flipping out. "No babe, it just dripped on the bed."