Fucking Kids.

O RLY?

Except for the fact that you are taught a bastardized version of the English language.

IDK, Scottish people still have a certain charm (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=DooVtEM0BUc&feature=related) to them.

IDK, Scottish people still have a certain charm (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=DooVtEM0BUc&feature=related) to them.

Before clicking, I knew it would be him :D.

after realising that GCSE's really don't matter at all. It's all about attitude and willingness at college, so GCSE's are really there so your friends can judge you and they will decide what social class you get to in college. Basically - fuck GCSE's, well done if you did well but srsly, it's a piece of paper that won't matter if you get AS/A levels..

Don't mind me, i've had a wake 'n' bake..

fuck, Doritos, YES!

Before clicking, I knew it would be him :D.

I thought it'd be that angry Glaswegian fella...

And yeah, my results come out today too. I'm going to leave when my ma gets back, I'm not sure what I'm expected. 2 A's in English, 2 B's in Science, B/C? in Maths, B in Business, C in Drama, C in French.

They're my only full subjects and therefore the only ones I count.

Also, my sixth form requires 7 C's, but if you've already been through the induction process and you only get say 5 C's, they still let you in.

Good luck to me, I'm really nervous and I don't think I'll get my expected grades.

I'm taking:

English language
English literature
Maths
Science(double award)
IT(quadruple award)
Geography
History
and RE :(

I'm expected an A* in everything but both English's doubt it's going to happen though =/

good luck guys.

Good luck to all that are awaiting results I hope they go well for you. They are a bit of a joke though, same with A-Levels, really anyone can pass.

Just make sure you do the right thing after, don't mindlessly go do A Levels if you want to learn a trade.

annnndddd.... what did you get ?

GCSEs were pretty easy. Im shit at course work and never tried to do it. And in the sebjects where i had coursework.. i got:

Science - BB
English - CC
Maths - C
Music - B
ICT - B


Coursework makes my grades worse :(

2 A*
7 As
2 Bs
2 Cs
1 D

I dunno what I got, it was last year and can't for the life of me remember. It was like 4 B's, 4 C's and a D. Don't ask me what any of them were for, except science. I got BB in science

In my AS Levels I got DEEU

28 out of 300 in psychology

2 A*
7 As
2 Bs
2 Cs
1 D

Congrats. Far better than me.

Congrats. Far better than me.

Cheers. Some schools that would be the best in the year, for me, i came something like 15th.

First in English lit though.

Its all about the stepping stones to other things though, they don't mean shit in reality.

When I did my gcses I kicked the shit out of them. Same with AS, same with uni application, same with A2. In that order.
Got into all 5 universities I tried to.

And I put in such little effort all the way through.

I don't know who you are, what you got or what you're going to do, but at the moment I'm winning.

Also, I know that this sort of smug twat post is annoying to read, but it's fun to write, and better to do get it out of my system here than in real life.

In Ireland we call the GCSE's (or at least the equivalent) the Junior Certificate and your "college" is just the 5th and 6th year of secondary school.

Eh, I don't remember what I got for the Junior Cert and the sheet with my Leaving Certificate results is on the other side of the table and I can't be bothered reaching over.

I got

English Lit - A
English Lang - B
Science - B
AddScience - B
Drama - B
French - C
Maths - C
RS - G (lol)

I am in sixth form, do not care anymore.

I got:

ICT A*
science (additional) A
chemistry A
biology A
physics A
maths B
english lit B
english B
business studies B
french C
graphics C

B's, C's - what the hell is this shit? I thought if you didn't get at least 17 A* the only thing you're going to be studying at Uni these days is media studies.

IDK, Scottish people still have a certain charm (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=DooVtEM0BUc&feature=related) to them.
Hahaha I didn't know you sassanach bastards knew of Rab C.

Get it up ye!

Done mine 2 years ago.

Piece of piss. Was high for most of them and for the maths no calc test I drank 4 cans of Red Bull before it so after completing it in 40 minutes (2 hour paper) I sat with my head down humming the Alton Towers theme tune for an hour and 20 minutes.

Good times.

Just finished doing my BTEC National Diploma (Software Development) and now I'm off to uni...Slacking pays off :D