The more time I spend on BI, the more I've warmed up to the idea of becoming a snitch. Ruining other peoples' lives is SO much more fulfilling when they are dumb degenerates (who are out to ruin the lives of honest folks). By snitching, I'm doing a service to the community! Less kids dealing crack means less kids addicted to crack. Plus, the more of you end up in jail, the more money my school district can spend on students with a future. None of this "remedial English 110" bullshit. So, next time I see one of you morons walking around in circles on a street corner with a parka on, I'll speed-dial the cops. "Suspicious young man on the corner of 5th and Watson," I'll say. And your ass will be BUSTED! Heck, I might even make an event out of it. On Friday nights, I'll drive around Suburbia, looking for houses with lots of BMWs and Accords parked outside. Then, I'll call the cops and report underage drinking! I like the "anonymous envelope of facebook pictures to the principal" scheme too. Bitches don't know about my covert narc ops.

Joke topic

You seriously better plan out your funeral and have it fully paid for

Joke thread or not Snitches are bitches and get stiches

You sound fully qualified for a career in law and/or politics.

you make a good point but your rhyme is gay

no shit, its supposed to be, "Snitches get stitches and wind up in ditches.."

Oh yah, fuck you yah fuckin rat bitch...

I hope you get shanked, either with a knife or a penis

if snitch makes you happy, then i cant say anything about it. just dont brag or get caught.

but since this is a troll thread, i would just stop typing here

just curl up and die.

Allright, Eric Cartman