ok, first of all dont give me shit for wanting to do this, either help me or GTFO my thread


ok, my GF may be pregnet, shes is on the pill and i always pull out as well but today she had morning sickness and alot of other symptoms, shes been preg before so she knew the signs and says there the same. and she asking he sister who has a kid and she said to get a preg test. now, if shes now no problem. if she is were both sure that we done wanna have it. so we need an easy way to kill it. ive heard several things about heavy smoking/pills/liquior etc etc. before she threw herself down a flight of stairs and she doesnt want to do anything like that again, but if it comes to it we will. so what other easy ways are there to kill it


and dont give me, "let it live! aboption is a choice" bullshit. i dont care. its going to die. your not going to change our minds so dont bother

You dumbass motherfucker

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If you can't even spell "pregnant" correctly, you shouldn't be having sex.

And your girlfriend sounds like a dumb slut.

k... all that bullshit you mentioned can kill your girlfriend and doesn't necessarily kill a fetus. A pregnancy test wont tell you truthfully if she's pregnant unless she's been of the pill for about a month. First, you make sure she gets off the pill and wait like 3 weeks. If a pregnancy test says she's got a bun in the oven, she needs to go to a clinic and get an abortion. If she's over 16 she can get it without a parents consent. If she's having morning sickness then she's kind of far in but at that point you'll probably be able to still get the pill that flushes out your uterus. First trimester you can get that pill form clinics like Planned Parenthood but she'll need to consult with them probably.

1. If you can afford it, abort it.
2. There is always a metal clothes hanger.
3. A falcon punch
4. knife the bitch
5. Kick her down a flight of stairs
6. hit her in the stomach with your car.
The list goes on and on

Apiole, thujone, ergometrine, the pseudooxytocic peptide of the bursa-pastoralis, and pugelone all have different actions in the human body. Are you familiar with human molecular biology?

Planned parenthood is your safest option.

i hear drinking bleach does the trick

let it live! it has a heart beat, don't kill a baby because you dumb shits don't know how to have safe sex..adoption is an option!

I suggest killing her. A baby can't survive in a dead woman. Then cut off your own dick, to prevent it from happening again.

Start drinking and smoking a lot. But don't give up half way through or else you end up with half of totse.

OH good fucking work faggots, start drinking and smoking a lot of pot?

Alcohol-fetal syndrome, fucking selfish cunt.

It gets said a lot, and people think its internet tough guy bullshit, bit I would destroy you in real life.

Troll thread.

But for the record:

If you/your girlfriend wants an abortion then for fucks sake go to a doctor. Home abortion techniques are at best worse than useless (I survived) and at worst lethal for the mother.

Get a pregnancy test. Then go to Planned Parenthood, get an abortion and/or get some free condoms.

No. Pregnancy tests detect the presence of Human Chorionic Gonadotropin (hCG). The pill doesn't contain hCG, and will have no effect on a pregnancy test. Some diseases can produce elevated levels of hCG, but she would likely know if she had them.

What will make a difference is if you take the test too early. If you do there won't be sufficient levels of hCG in the urine for the test to detect.

A-fucking-abortion-PILL! If she's under 8 weeks, which I'm guessing, it will work and isn't expensive like surgery.

lol for him, not the kid!

my gf's friend apparently was pregnant, took acid, and she miscarried like a few days later. dunno, if the acid did anything or if she just did something while on it but hell worth a shot?

Kill its host

Kill it with fire.

It is dependant on his girlfriend's heartbeat.

This.

kick her in the stomach that'll surely kill the kid

abortion..........500 dollars
1/4 fine coke........... 200 dollars
one falcon punch and the satisfaction of knowing you saved 2-500 dollars......priceless

and abortions kick ass in my book, im behind you 100% OP!

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A lot of Heavy drinking and smoking.

Or just get an abortion you cheap-fuck.

Then leave the bitch cause she's a stupid skank.

Oh, and can i keep the fetus? In a jar? My postal code is m4k 2w8

I collect fetuses in jars, i'm serious.

Heavy drinking and smoking won't always do the trick. You could end up with a special needs baby that has fetal alcohol syndrome. That and the smoking could lead to early labor and extremely low birth weight. What he thinks of as a "Quick fix" could end up in thousands in NICU medical bills, therapy, constant doctor visits, etc.

Sound fun?