k so say you wanted to steal some stuff from walmart or whatever (walmart seems to be a popular one here for some reason, i dunno). so get all the stuff you want to steal and get a shopping BASKET, not a cart, to put the things in. also get a friend and a car to make this happen. so your friend waits in the car until an agreed upon time (sync your watches beforehand) when he will drive from a parking space up to the side of the store near a fire exit. best place i think would be in the front of the store but off to the side near an exit to the parking lot. meanwhile inside you have your items for stealing in your basket and you are acting like you are just browsing things by the fire exit. then all of a sudden you FUCKING SCREAM OH MY FUCKING GOD BEES!!!! BEEEEEEESSS! HOLY SHIT!!!!! and start flailing around and screaming and fucking make this shit look scary and real as hell. any customers or employees in the area will look at you but will back the fuck away as you warn them not to come near the GOD DAMN BEES HOLY SHIT. then as you are swatting at the air and turning around and ducking frantically, you "accidentally" open the fire door and burst outside, slamming the door shut behind you to get away from them damn bees. then you do a frantic turn/twist/run thing (still screaming about bees) into your friends car and he speeds away.

altar lisenze pl8 wit electric t4pe.

I wouldn't bother with the bee's thing that will just draw attention to you, just act like a regular shopper and when you get to the door bolt out. By the time they realize you'll be pulling onto the mail road. Also, they'll take the camera image from when you walked in the door so obviously don't go back again

Best thing to do, just have someone pull up to the fire exit, have him call you when he's ready.

Get what you want, break the glass or locks for the laptops/games/wii/s whatever.

Then book it out the exit, LP takes around 3 mins to get to the door, but there'd always be goody two shoes calling the cops alerting there was a theft.

I saw this happen in front of me, took lp nearly 6 mins to even do anything.

Holy shit! A fucking bee!

Yell about trains it works better people think you're crazy.

I need a bike and I was thinking about just riding out the store on it. Screaming just attracts attention, but if you got a good lawyer I guess you can get out of fines by saying you're mentally challenged.

As for the shatter glass and run, that just inspired me. Just break the case where the ipods are at and take em all. You're balls have to be made of titanium to do this shit though.

i used to fill abt 2-3 baskets of random goods from cvs/wallgreens and just book it out the emergency exit into a car waiting just outside. idk abt walmart tho. if ur serious go to a walmart far from you, one you dont normally go to. good luck

...Well that sounds like a stupid fucking waste of time.

Here's my method: Enter store, grab a basket, fill it, walk out fire exit, run if chased.

Or you could do like EVERYBODY else does and just hide the items in your clothes?

I mean shit, that will work like once? How many times is the same person going to run into bees, run out the same fire exit, and the store come up empty handed before they realize what is going on? I'm thinkin once.

yeah but you can get a whole bunch of shit at one time.