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  #1   Add Euda to your ignore list  
Old 2008-08-19, 17:31
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Behind every good looking girl, there is usually some guy. He's about three or four feet back, just staring at her as she walks.

I've decided to start introducing them. I expect disaster, but it's worth a shot. These guys aren't particularly creepy, but it can't hurt to introduce people; it's up to them what comes next.

I'll try it this afternoon and see how it goes.
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Old 2008-08-19, 18:03
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Okay mate...I'm confused as to what is going on here...

Is there a metaphor in there or something?
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Old 2008-08-19, 18:14
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Okay mate...I'm confused as to what is going on here...

Is there a metaphor in there or something?
I think he's talking about the creepy guy who literally follows the hot girl with the tight jeans down the street checking out her arse.

I like this idea. Maybe in ten years time you'll see a happy couple walking down the street. Side-by-side this time.

What's your opening line going to be? "Attractive girl, this is creepy man. Creepy man, this is attractive girl. Attractive girl, creepy man likes to stare at you when you're not watching him."
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Old 2008-08-19, 18:19
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It sounds like one of those ideas that sounds great, but fails in practice. Which is a pity.
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Old 2008-08-19, 18:27
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I am interested in how this works out, hopefully you actually try it
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Old 2008-08-19, 18:34
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What's your opening line going to be? "Attractive girl, this is creepy man. Creepy man, this is attractive girl. Attractive girl, creepy man likes to stare at you when you're not watching him."
I'm thinking about going with something along the lines of "Hi, I'd like you to meet my buddy here. He noticed you, but was too shy to say hello". Then taking my leave.
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Old 2008-08-19, 18:38
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I'm thinking about going with something along the lines of "Hi, I'd like you to meet my buddy here. He noticed you, but was too shy to say hello". Then taking my leave.
where were you when i needed you man...
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Old 2008-08-19, 18:51
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LOL.. I cannot wait to see how this turns out. Odds are, you may look like the creepy 4 steps back dude, but will be good for some laughs.
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Old 2008-08-19, 19:20
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I think he's talking about the creepy guy who literally follows the hot girl with the tight jeans down the street checking out her arse.

I like this idea. Maybe in ten years time you'll see a happy couple walking down the street. Side-by-side this time.

What's your opening line going to be? "Attractive girl, this is creepy man. Creepy man, this is attractive girl. Attractive girl, creepy man likes to stare at you when you're not watching him."
Kudos on spotting that there. Nice one.

Euda...I like the plan. Some may get with the girl...Some may provide epic lulz in a big cloud of "WTF?!...Erm...Erm...Bye!!"

Videos of the latter response please mate!
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Old 2008-08-19, 19:24
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Fuck. I want to read the results for this so badly.
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