I was talking to a bunch of mates in the pub last night making preparations for a festival we are going to this week. One of my mates brought a "festival bong" and is determined that we christen it on the first night smoking popper bongs.
Apparently this involves emptying an entire bottle of poppers into the bong before smoking it... Time to welcome a few more victims of Darwinism

Reading, I presume?

reeeadddddingggggg

i think buttsechs bong is more appropriate

fucking poppers...


Reading should be good. Glasto was better though, did you go?

Nah Glastos not my thing and I got muddy enough at Sanctuary to not ever want to go through that again.

Ah, thought you meant a shottie..?

Yuck, poppers. That's not good. Leave your friends to their fun....

Nah its one of those extendible "festival bongs" pretty gay (The bong and the poppers!) Il just stick to the good ole shottie personally. Still cant really get over the stupidity of a popper bong, cant be the safest thing ever although I could imagine a hit like that would be pretty crazy.

Isn't that shit flammable?

even better, devise a nitrous port above the water line...