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  #1   Add katiesbeenrickrolled to your ignore list  
Old 2008-08-19, 11:14
katiesbeenrickrolled katiesbeenrickrolled is offline
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Default self abortion.

say i got pregnant. (i'm not, i just may need this info for the future)

and i don't want to keep it. if i punched myself really hard in the stomach, and kill the fetus, will doctors be able to tell that the miscarriage wasn't accidental?

would they ask questions?

and say the do suspect me of killing it....can police be involved?
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  #2   Add dominic_arenas to your ignore list  
Old 2008-08-19, 11:22
dominic_arenas dominic_arenas is offline
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Default Re: self abortion.

Dude, throw yourself down some stairs, and got on the fucking pill man.
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  #3   Add Lb13 to your ignore list  
Old 2008-08-19, 12:55
Lb13 Lb13 is offline
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Default Re: self abortion.

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Dude, throw yourself down some stairs, and got on the fucking pill man.
or use condoms or sponges! or abstinence.

but if they all fail make it look like you got mugged and beat down. fucking cock whore!
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  #4   Add Fuck the FBI to your ignore list  
Old 2008-08-19, 13:52
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Default Re: self abortion.

Inject cyanide into the fetus.
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  #5   Add ChibiJeshka to your ignore list  
Old 2008-08-19, 14:26
ChibiJeshka ChibiJeshka is offline
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Default Re: self abortion.

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Originally Posted by katiesbeenrickrolled View Post
say i got pregnant. (i'm not, i just may need this info for the future)

and i don't want to keep it. if i punched myself really hard in the stomach, and kill the fetus, will doctors be able to tell that the miscarriage wasn't accidental?

would they ask questions?

and say the do suspect me of killing it....can police be involved?
Say you got viciously attacked by *insert enemy name* and they punched you in the stomach.

That way, you win twice.
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  #6   Add FSMzeppelin58 to your ignore list  
Old 2008-08-19, 14:33
FSMzeppelin58 FSMzeppelin58 is offline
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Default Re: self abortion.

If you killed it while it was still really small (like when you find out you got it), wouldn't it just come out itself? Like no need to even say it happened to anyone? Or would it still stay in there and rot?

(I have no idea really, I'm a guy)

But I think having someone else punch you would be easier. Just get some drugs first so you don't have to feel it (I imagine it would hurt a lot to get hit in the baby-maker)
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  #7   Add RamboReincarnate to your ignore list  
Old 2008-08-19, 18:23
RamboReincarnate RamboReincarnate is offline
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Default Re: self abortion.

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Originally Posted by katiesbeenrickrolled View Post
say i got pregnant. (i'm not, i just may need this info for the future)

and i don't want to keep it. if i punched myself really hard in the stomach, and kill the fetus, will doctors be able to tell that the miscarriage wasn't accidental?

would they ask questions?

and say the do suspect me of killing it....can police be involved?
Just use whats left of your tiny brain and don`t have sex. That way we don`t have to deal with more of your kind.
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  #8   Add shadowmartyr to your ignore list  
Old 2008-08-19, 18:28
shadowmartyr shadowmartyr is offline
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Default Re: self abortion.

You could just do us all a favor and kill yourself. Live cam plz.
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  #9   Add Levo75 to your ignore list  
Old 2008-08-19, 18:40
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Lightbulb Re: self abortion.

heat up a clothehanger with a blowtorch, slowly insert the hot curly end of the clothehanger into your bellybuttun and rumage around inside till you grab hold of the ugly little fetus. Slowly pull it out of your belly button, make sure the arms don't hang and break off.

If it goes wrong you can allways call 911.
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  #10   Add Pandoras Assassin to your ignore list  
Old 2008-08-19, 18:59
Pandoras Assassin Pandoras Assassin is offline
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Default Re: self abortion.

When it doubt.......C4


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