And on my fourth day, some black guy was smoking a joint in the smoking section. I was his server, so as I walked by I asked if I could hit it. Just as I hit it, my manager walked out with a Marlboro Light for me, as I'd asked for a cig earlier. I was high off the hit, it was some cali chronic, he was in a '65 Cutlass with the bucket seats with Cali plates. He was escaping his old life as a drug dealer in San Diego, but he had some leftover to smoke until he could get a hookup in Dallas. So, my Manager with a Marlboro literally said "You'reeee fired." All drawn out like that. I kept the Dennys uniform, so I don't think I'll be picking up any checks. Oh well, the Dennys uniform is kind of funny, I'll wear it for Halloween probably.

The question this raises is:

Share your stories about getting fired from work for drugs.

I got high once. Nothing really happend.

Share some of your stories.

Who would smoke a joint inside Denny's??? I call bullshit.

He was a drunk black guy and it was 3 AM.

He was a drunk black guy and it was 3 AM.

Huh well I don't think you are a troll...but idk. Still thats pretty funny if its true lol.

ive gone into work high before, i just sat around eating popcorn for a while...

but i haven't gotten fired yet... im not dumb enough to smoke in my place of work...

I got drunk at my last job, at a country club. It was the Cowboys vs. Giants game and I invited my buddy up there and we split a 12 pack and smoked some bud, and we were zonked out on the couch. When it came time for me to clock out, my coworker had already locked up the Tennis shop where I could clock out. So i unlocked the door, and stepped in to be startled by the LOUDEST FUCKING ALARM EVER. We immediately ran past a security guard on a golf cart got our cars and drove drunkenly away. I got fired when they watched the surveillance to see that I wasn't even in the shop. Not like it mattered, it was a Sunday and a Cowboys game, no one was there. But I got fired for not working, the alarm was just a scary side affect. Plus on the way home i was swangin' down Oates to DEY KNOW, DEY KNOW, whitily in the winter.

theres a wendys in a city next to me where employees and random ppl smoke jays out back 24/7

I used to work at The Apple Store. I'm not saying which one, though I dout anyone from there would read &totse, let alone any of the managers. There was a good period of like, three months, where I would excuse myself to use the restroom, and do coke off the tampon machine. I don't think anyone ever figured out, and it sure made selling computers much more fun.

I've hit a joint that a customer in the drive through of a fast food joint was smoking, but never was dumb enough to get caught or fired. But hell, I usually get high with my bosses anyway.

hey man, you work at a movie theater?

Anyway, I do and This one time i went to go see a movie with a couple buddies, totally baked. I get inside and see that they were understaffed and totally slammed. This one fat mexican lady was manager that night, and I decided it would be a good idea to go upstairs and start threading movies for her. I was like "oh hey don't worry about it, I'll help you guys out" and bolted upstairs. I didn't screw anything up, but I got a lecture on working the projectors off the clock....worthless fatty! Any way, I have her job now.

I've smoked bowls with the kids that work at our Del Taco here before...right out of the drive through...good times, man.

during my short period working at round table, i knew a persian guy there who was pretty cool. the day we shared the same workday was on saturdays, and occasionally we smoked a joint, if we had weed. prettttty fun.

Huh well I don't think you are a troll...but idk. Still thats pretty funny if its true lol.

it's believable.

i used to crush up triple c's and snort them in denny's lol.

it's believable.

i used to crush up triple c's and snort them in denny's lol.

Yea I guess now that I think about Denny's is a pretty run down place, lots of low lifes there and shit.

Did he say the "you'reeeee fired" thing like Vince McMahon?! Did he draw out the 'you'rrrreeee' part and really emphasize the 'FIRED' part? I hope so. Being able to do that is my only motivation to ever become manager of anything one day.

Yea a Denny's at 3 AM is a haven for drunken, dumb motherfuckers.

Yeah, I used to smoke weed during lunch break, and after work almost everyday, with a friend that lived right next to my place of employment. My boss never noticed a thing, my coworkers on the other hand...

WTF are you thinking smoking a joint at work with a low marijuana tolerance? Being high at work is only something for the extremely tolerant. Doesn't matter how good bud he has is, if you have a tolerance and just took a hit, you shouldn't get high.

No bel-air? WHAT THE HELL?

I used to work in a supermarket haha. Anyway its right next to a park I would always go and toke up at and come back from my break nicely stoned all I would do is walk around and talk to people and shit bosses never knew a thing. My coworkers did tho that was OK since they were mostly stoners them selfs. I remember a few times I would come down and my coworker would tell me to go put some deodorant on coz I reeked of weed lol.

it's believable.

i used to crush up triple c's and snort them in denny's lol.

lmfao you used to crush up triple c's and snort them???? are you fucking insane

lmfao you used to crush up triple c's and snort them???? are you fucking insane

The staff probably felt too sorry for him to bother complaining.

Um.. not true..

I still get high (not out of control or anything, just a change) from one hit of dro, and i smoke it every day.

you must smoke BAD bud.

Um.. not true..

I still get high (not out of control or anything, just a change) from one hit of dro, and i smoke it every day.

you must smoke BAD bud.

Nah, he's just one of those people who go "lol i need like 2 burners to the face to get lit anymore"

lmfao you used to crush up triple c's and snort them???? are you fucking insane



eh. i was bored.

i didn't snort alot of it. maybe one pill total. which wouldn't do shit.