totse.com | Is it possible to enjoy healthy munchies?

eBagger · #1 2008-08-19, 02:48

Marijuana has caused me to gain a considerable amount of weight. That and eat my girlfriend out of her apartment.

Has anybody else tried healthy snacks during munchies? Like most requirements for me during normal munchies are chips, soda, and candy. But is it bearable to eat carrots and ranch or fruits and stuff and be satisfied? I'm not sure if I can do it...and I'm sure as fuck not giving up smoking. I've been meaning to try it, but I haven't had the willpower while high yet. You know when your high your give a fuck meter isn't exactly at its best.

alex333 · #2 2008-08-19, 02:52

its kinda a matter of opinion.....some people like to eat dogs for christ sake. how are members of BLTC supposed to know what your taste buds are like?

SomeLowLife · #3 2008-08-19, 03:02

Of course. Everything taste better when your stoned.

Just stop being a fat fuck and eat some meat and vegetables after you blaze up.

Pr0zak · #4 2008-08-19, 03:07

Hell yeah man, thats the best way to go, makes you feel way fucking better than all that damn trash.

Menos El Oso · #5 2008-08-19, 03:17

first of all you should be eating out your girlfriend not eating out with her.

yeah dude its real easy to eat healthy after your stoned just make yourself a salad. and throw some delicious dressing on it. is it just me or are dressings one of the most tastiest things when your stoned?

jamaica0535 · #10 2008-08-19, 04:46

not all healthy foods taste bad....

consider satisfying your hunger with fruit...

i have good memories of smoking blunts and riding down to a mulberry tree to just grub, and when we ate all of those we would find patches of blackberries...

healthy foods arent restricted only to carrots and other bland vegetables... i hate vegetables for the most part, im a steak and bread kind of guy... but ive had lunch with vegetarians before and some of it is pretty fucking good...

4real · #11 2008-08-19, 04:55

Some good salsa and whole wheat tortilla chips is my favorite munchies snack.

33% God · #12 2008-08-19, 05:28

Eat food THEN smoke.

Feds In Town · #13 2008-08-19, 06:00

Dude some things that are healthy are amazing when high.

I just had grapes, a nice cold banana and some milk is where it's at. Or Every Time We Hit The parkin' lot we turn heads.

949884573 · #14 2008-08-19, 09:28

if you like mushrooms, http://in.news.yahoo.com/43/20080816...t-obesity.html

I like mushrooms a lot. I'd be careful which ones I ate though since some like portabella seem to possibly contain a carcinogen.

Lockie666 · #15 2008-08-19, 12:17

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Originally Posted by jamaica0535 View Post

i have good memories of smoking blunts and riding down to a mulberry tree to just grub, and when we ate all of those we would find patches of blackberries...

I did the same thing once when I was stoned, ate too many unripe ones... = Super Shits

plehem12 · #16 2008-08-19, 12:26

fruit is AMAZING when stoned. whatevers in season...go get some of that instead of chips and crap.

scovegner · #17 2008-08-19, 12:31

Popcorn is good and reasonably low-fat if you make it without too much oil ..
Fruit ..

Top Cat · #18 2008-08-19, 13:37

Blaze before you eat your dinner and don't eat snacks after.

Feds In Town · #19 2008-08-19, 18:50

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Originally Posted by Top Cat View Post

Blaze before you eat your dinner and don't eat snacks after.

And ignore the fucking munchies, the best part of being high.

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Originally Posted by 33% God View Post

Eat food THEN smoke.

And ignore the fucking munchies, the best part of being high.

ProtextBlue292 · #20 2008-08-19, 18:53

It is possible, however not as enjoyable as junk food. What I do is make a pizza, then eat a half a box of cheez its, have some pop tarts, eat some candy bars, a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch, then topped off with a nice bowl of popcorn. My perfect munchies night right there.

ingutted · #21 2008-08-19, 19:01

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And ignore the fucking munchies, the best part of being high.

And ignore the fucking munchies, the best part of being high.

no, its not. fuck i dont even get hungry, the best part is listening to music.

EternalEclipse · #22 2008-08-19, 19:33

I eat a lot of sandwiches while high... some good cold cuts, lettuce, tomatoe and bread- tastes amazing and its somewhat cheap.

If I have money to spend I love to binge on junkfood though, but i'm also pretty active, maybe some exercise would help balance you out as well?

jamaica0535 · #23 2008-08-19, 20:09

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Originally Posted by Lockie666 View Post

I did the same thing once when I was stoned, ate too many unripe ones... = Super Shits

yea, but at the time im sure it seemed like a great idea... i like the really ripe ones better, they arent as sour...

gfizzle · #24 2008-08-19, 22:16

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Originally Posted by Menos El Oso View Post

first of all you should be eating out your girlfriend not eating out with her.

yeah dude its real easy to eat healthy after your stoned just make yourself a salad. and throw some delicious dressing on it. is it just me or are dressings one of the most tastiest things when your stoned?

ahh woman. fuck salad. eat some man meat. grill up a steak. or some chicken with corn and sweet potatoes. oh damn that tastes so good when ur high.

TrueBudSmoker · #25 2008-08-19, 22:46

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Originally Posted by eBagger View Post

Marijuana has caused me to gain a considerable amount of weight. That and eat my girlfriend out of her apartment.

Has anybody else tried healthy snacks during munchies? Like most requirements for me during normal munchies are chips, soda, and candy. But is it bearable to eat carrots and ranch or fruits and stuff and be satisfied? I'm not sure if I can do it...and I'm sure as fuck not giving up smoking. I've been meaning to try it, but I haven't had the willpower while high yet. You know when your high your give a fuck meter isn't exactly at its best.

You're not going to loose any pounds eating ranch dressing. If your serious about loosing weight, try going on a bit of a coke binge for a few days, or adderall. You'll see the pounds melt off, just drink water. See how many days you can go with out eating, it will be easy if you take uppers.

double dosed on sunshine · #26 2008-08-19, 23:45

GUINESS, its thick enough to be considered munchies. the malts and hops have proven health benefits. It tastes fucking delicious. and did I mention that good beer plus good weed plus good company is the best thing ever. put down the cheetos and pick up a guiness, you might not lose weight but you will be healthier and happier. just remember there is a big difference between one and ten

LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry · #27 2008-08-20, 03:36

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Originally Posted by TrueBudSmoker View Post

You're not going to loose any pounds eating ranch dressing. If your serious about loosing weight, try going on a bit of a coke binge for a few days, or adderall. You'll see the pounds melt off, just drink water. See how many days you can go with out eating, it will be easy if you take uppers.

This. Don't get strung out on uppers 24/7, but a nice binge here and there will get rid of your appetite for a couple days or three.

consciouscowboy · #30 2008-08-20, 14:09

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Originally Posted by eBagger View Post

Marijuana has caused me to gain a considerable amount of weight. That and eat my girlfriend out of her apartment.

Has anybody else tried healthy snacks during munchies? Like most requirements for me during normal munchies are chips, soda, and candy. But is it bearable to eat carrots and ranch or fruits and stuff and be satisfied? I'm not sure if I can do it...and I'm sure as fuck not giving up smoking. I've been meaning to try it, but I haven't had the willpower while high yet. You know when your high your give a fuck meter isn't exactly at its best.

ranch isn't healthy fatty

Piles Of Crack · #34 2008-08-21, 13:09

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Originally Posted by Feds In Town View Post

And ignore the fucking munchies, the best part of being high.

You need to smoke better weed.

ego-twitcher · #40 2008-08-21, 20:46

lol, i get munchies, and i'm only 120 lbs. maybe your just fat.

CatchThe22 · #42 2008-08-23, 05:18

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Originally Posted by eBagger View Post

Marijuana has caused me to gain a considerable amount of weight. That and eat my girlfriend out of her apartment.

Has anybody else tried healthy snacks during munchies? Like most requirements for me during normal munchies are chips, soda, and candy. But is it bearable to eat carrots and ranch or fruits and stuff and be satisfied? I'm not sure if I can do it...and I'm sure as fuck not giving up smoking. I've been meaning to try it, but I haven't had the willpower while high yet. You know when your high your give a fuck meter isn't exactly at its best.

your fucking stupid.

Before the Opiate · #43 2008-08-23, 05:26

What do you mean is it possible exactly? Like do you die if you eat a carrot after smoking pot?

I'm sure theres something out there that's healthy and tastes good to you. Do you like Veggies? Fruit? Even fucking salad..anything like that would be good..or just control yourself and don't gorge yourself until your stomach hurts every time you get baked..or do a little exercise two or three times a week to offset the food you eat. The options are plentiful and require only common sense.

steve-o13 · #44 2008-08-24, 19:39

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The options are plentiful and require only common sense.

You would think that it wouldn't be that hard.

bonner · #45 2008-08-24, 19:59

It's as easy as eating normally. Eat something that tastes good and is relatively healthy as opposed to a box of donuts.

Better yet, just don't toke every fucking day. That way, not only will your high be more enjoyable but you won't grow a fat ass.

I personally hate having the munchies. I can't even feel my stomach and then when the high wears off I feel nasty.

Nitrogen51 · #46 2008-08-24, 20:02

Fruits and veggies are your friends.

Once you start eating them instead of unhealthy shit, you'll want them more than that box of donuts.

awitz · #47 2008-08-24, 21:34

I usually eat fruit when I'm high.

Not because its healthy but because its' juicyness is nice on cottonmouth.