Alright Guys and Gals, post your rules of engagement.


Mine

• I will not fuck a girl that is hammered drunk
• I will not fuck a girl if she is doped out of her mind
• I refuse to fuck a girl without knowing at least something about her.
• Morbidly obese chicks are out.
• STD's play a major role in final decision.
• Almost anything else is fair game if Both of us just want a fuck and nothing more.

What are yours?

• If it's cold, use warming lube.

I think thats about it.

You are gay.

• Must be attractive to the extent it's ridiculous
• No emotionally clingy girls
• No STD's
• Can't talk to much or think that their opinion is important

Yea I like the quiet attractive girls that don't complain and worship the ground you walk on.

You must be fighting em off with a stick. Don't worry, having high standards is good for your self esteem.

Any hole's a goal.

I will fuck anything with a pussy and a pulse...How I feel about such decisions when I wake up hungover are a different story.

As me old man said...Never went to bed with an ugly bird but woke up with a few!

So true for me too.

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I refuse to have sex with a girl unless she has a signed letter of consent from her father.

I have high standards, but get extremely lucky (or is it?) for the asshole that I am. It's just one of those freaky things about life. I have this friend who everytime we'd go to pick up a pair of nice looking girls before I got with my current girl, he'd pick the one that talked a lot thinking she's more outgoing and thus a slut. I'd always get the sex fiend that wanted to suck my dick the next day.

I laughed a little bit.

Tally ho!