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Vogon Poetry - The Worst in The Universe Vogon Poetry is by far the worst in the universe. This forum includes all forms of literary creative expression. Please post ONLY your own work and try not to flame other users. Bad vogonesque poetry, is of course, still welcome here.

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  #1   Add Pandoras Assassin to your ignore list  
Old 2008-08-17, 03:42
Pandoras Assassin Pandoras Assassin is offline
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To start this poem, i'll cut the crap.
Tonights the night, that i will fap.
I'am kinda worried that it won't work.
Its not just any fap, its a circle jerk.
So i got up and started to join the guys.
Got a hard on after a few tries.
I looked down at the girl in the middle.
She looked up at me, like i had something little.
I got angry and began to shout.
The guys all stopped, they were mad no doubt.
They grabbed me and threw me next to the girl.
I knew what was cumming, I was about to hurl.
There jerking was rapid, it got faster and faster.
Looking up on my knees like a slave to its master.
Boom! Boom! Each load after another!
All over my face, I felt like my mother.
It wasn't as bad as i thought it would be.
Can't wait for next time, and wait and see.

-±
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Old 2008-08-17, 05:04
The Methematician The Methematician is offline
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You failed at filth...

Last edited by The Methematician; 2008-08-17 at 05:06. Reason: and your failure at filth disgust me
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Old 2008-08-17, 19:11
Pandoras Assassin Pandoras Assassin is offline
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You failed at filth...
Weres you poems smart ass?
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Old 2008-08-18, 01:45
The Methematician The Methematician is offline
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look around, bitch...
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Old 2008-08-22, 01:49
Pandoras Assassin Pandoras Assassin is offline
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look around, bitch...
Its that time of the month again....
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  #6   Add granite erection to your ignore list  
Old 2008-08-22, 14:23
granite erection granite erection is offline
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Originally Posted by Pandoras Assassin View Post
To start this poem, i'll cut the crap.
Tonights the night, that i will fap.
I'am kinda worried that it won't work.
Its not just any fap, its a circle jerk.
So i got up and started to join the guys.
Got a hard on after a few tries.
I looked down at the girl in the middle.
She looked up at me, like i had something little.
I got angry and began to shout.
The guys all stopped, they were mad no doubt.
They grabbed me and threw me next to the girl.
I knew what was cumming, I was about to hurl.
There jerking was rapid, it got faster and faster.
Looking up on my knees like a slave to its master.
Boom! Boom! Each load after another!
All over my face, I felt like my mother.
It wasn't as bad as i thought it would be.
Can't wait for next time, and wait and see.

-±
soooo how far DO you thrust your fist up your ass when writing this shite?
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Old 2008-08-22, 14:53
Pandoras Assassin Pandoras Assassin is offline
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soooo how far DO you thrust your fist up your ass when writing this shite?
Too far, i'am glad you like it! I'll write more!
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Old 2008-08-22, 16:30
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I will never understand how it is that people on totse can be clever enought to write something like this; and yet they dont know the difference between 'there' and 'their' (and 'they're' for that matter).
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Old 2008-08-22, 17:21
Pandoras Assassin Pandoras Assassin is offline
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I type properly to an extent. Then i just say fuck it.
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Old 2008-08-23, 00:39
heroic harlequin heroic harlequin is offline
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Weres you poems smart ass?
Where my dick was five minutes ago, in your mums vag...
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