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| Vogon Poetry - The Worst in The Universe Vogon Poetry is by far the worst in the universe. This forum includes all forms of literary creative expression. Please post ONLY your own work and try not to flame other users. Bad vogonesque poetry, is of course, still welcome here. |
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# 1

2008-08-17, 03:42
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Circle Jerk
To start this poem, i'll cut the crap.
Tonights the night, that i will fap.
I'am kinda worried that it won't work.
Its not just any fap, its a circle jerk.
So i got up and started to join the guys.
Got a hard on after a few tries.
I looked down at the girl in the middle.
She looked up at me, like i had something little.
I got angry and began to shout.
The guys all stopped, they were mad no doubt.
They grabbed me and threw me next to the girl.
I knew what was cumming, I was about to hurl.
There jerking was rapid, it got faster and faster.
Looking up on my knees like a slave to its master.
Boom! Boom! Each load after another!
All over my face, I felt like my mother.
It wasn't as bad as i thought it would be.
Can't wait for next time, and wait and see.
-±
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# 2

2008-08-17, 05:04
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Regular
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Trolling Since A-1999-D
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Re: Circle Jerk
You failed at filth...
Last edited by The Methematician; 2008-08-17 at 05:06.
Reason: and your failure at filth disgust me
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# 3

2008-08-17, 19:11
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Re: Circle Jerk
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Methematician
You failed at filth...
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Weres you poems smart ass?
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# 4

2008-08-18, 01:45
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Regular
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Trolling Since A-1999-D
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Re: Circle Jerk
look around, bitch...
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# 5

2008-08-22, 01:49
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Re: Circle Jerk
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Methematician
look around, bitch...
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Its that time of the month again.... 
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# 6

2008-08-22, 14:23
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Township of He-Man upon Kent
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Re: Circle Jerk
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pandoras Assassin
To start this poem, i'll cut the crap.
Tonights the night, that i will fap.
I'am kinda worried that it won't work.
Its not just any fap, its a circle jerk.
So i got up and started to join the guys.
Got a hard on after a few tries.
I looked down at the girl in the middle.
She looked up at me, like i had something little.
I got angry and began to shout.
The guys all stopped, they were mad no doubt.
They grabbed me and threw me next to the girl.
I knew what was cumming, I was about to hurl.
There jerking was rapid, it got faster and faster.
Looking up on my knees like a slave to its master.
Boom! Boom! Each load after another!
All over my face, I felt like my mother.
It wasn't as bad as i thought it would be.
Can't wait for next time, and wait and see.
-±
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soooo how far DO you thrust your fist up your ass when writing this shite?
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# 7

2008-08-22, 14:53
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Re: Circle Jerk
Quote:
Originally Posted by granite erection
soooo how far DO you thrust your fist up your ass when writing this shite?
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Too far, i'am glad you like it! I'll write more!
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# 8

2008-08-22, 16:30
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Re: Circle Jerk
I will never understand how it is that people on totse can be clever enought to write something like this; and yet they dont know the difference between 'there' and 'their' (and 'they're' for that matter).
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# 9

2008-08-22, 17:21
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Re: Circle Jerk
I type properly to an extent. Then i just say fuck it.
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# 10

2008-08-23, 00:39
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A country Hall in disrepair
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Re: Circle Jerk
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pandoras Assassin
Weres you poems smart ass?
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Where my dick was five minutes ago, in your mums vag...
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