Do you have any funny or weird moments you've had while being out at night? you've definately encountered a few windows at night that you might see something laughable, or some freak weirdo at 3 in the morning doing something unusal? you know, as opposed to some 14 year old decked out in camo running around a construction site thinking he's a ninja.

I was out last weekend on a Saturday night, I found myself in a low rental community complex, when I notice a basement light on at one of the appartments. I had a pretty boring night, so I decide to look inside and I was shocked at what I seen before me! I seen a chinese man giving a dog (a shitzu) a blowjob. I am NOT making this up. It was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my entire life and I nearly threw up. He sucked on this dog for nearly 20 minutes while i laid there paralized from the horror of it all. I'm thinking of going back this weekend and trying to get a picture/video of it, if it happens again.

If this thread picks up, I have a bunch of stories to share. I guess I'm more of a peeping tom, than anything else. I have a video of a girl laying on her couch with her laptop on her stomach, and her hand between her legs.

edit 1: video of girl masturbating at her laptop that was mentioned.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBRZKkUD4xg

edit 2: video of girl checking out her ass in the mirror after a work out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ9Tye4B3pc

Well a few years ago I was wandering around a mall at night, when I saw my uncle giving me herpes.

One time me and 2 of my freinds and my bro got really high and we decided to go to Mcdonalds to eat.
We order our food and upon pulling into the window to pick it up a car quickly pulls up behind us.(We're thinking WTF)
A few seconds later we see group of black kids get out slamming their doors and ranting about their order.
They walk up to the window and surround my bro's car.
By this time my friend is shitting his pants.I'm like wtf.
They're yelling into the window about food missing from their order.
When they put our drinks out they take two of them and the women working is threatening to call the cops.
One of them yells in the window"You can't take my sons order".
These guys were obviously the same age.
We are holding trying not to bust out laughing.
The lady comes out,gives them a bag and says she called the cops.
They call her a bitch,etc while leaving.
They burnout of there almost hitting a car.
everything was silent,we let out some laughs.
We don't go to that McDonald's at night anymore.

Another time some me and my friend went to McDonald's late at night and witnessed a lady ordering 20 double cheeseburgers from their walk through.
It was about 1am in the morning.
The wait was sooooo long,so we had lots of laughs.

Great thread,people act weird at night
.I might contribute a few more stories

Bump

Why'd you post this in BI?
C'mon guys I know you have some good stories.

i saw some kids throw a molotov cocktail in a park i was in. random.

my friend has this light with like 10,000 candle power, it kinda looks like the light the cop shines at you from its window. anyway, my friend goes in his car and starts shining his bright ass light in the direction of the psuedo deviants, they were a bunch of 15 or 16 yr olds, they all freak out and run. a good group of 10 or so. this one fat kid out ran the other kids by like a quarter mile. we started chasing them in the car for like 2 or 3 minutes. hilarious. i bet we set those little kids straight. lol that was fun as hell that day

me n my friends were at starbucks near my friends house and there was a fire in one of their garbage cans outside.

Well go ahead, post the link.

Not much, except for some drunk teenagers in a van yelling "YEA!" out the window at me, because I was calling a friend about a ride.

Back in the day while I was in a small complex of townhouses I was staking out targets by looking over the fences of their backyards and peering into their living room through glass doors...

when I noticed some chick was on the couch inside the living room, doing something weird while watching the TV. I looked closer and realized that she was masturbating (your story reminded me of this OP). I looked even closer at her and noticed she was a classmate of mine at the time. I laughed inside my head and continued my mission with other targets ...

This next story is more of a weird interesting encounter I had with the cops. I was on house arrest and on bail and had finished some drunken carhopping with a little bit of loot in my pockets. I was walking down the street when it suddenly started pouring rain. Being drunk I thought I might as well take off my shirt and start running down the street back home. I rolled up my pant legs figuring my legs are already wet . Not seconds later a police cruiser comes up behind me and questions me as to just what the hell I'm doing. I tell him (with my drunken imagination) that I am an marathon runner and that running in extreme conditions and during the night builds more stamina and energy then during the daytime without rain. He laughed (Probably at my made up logic) and told me to take it easy and continued down the street. To most people this might be nothing but I was on bail, house arrest and a good portion of cops know my face in my area so I got off lucky that night. (normally cops pat me down looking for something...I guess piggie didn't want to get wet I'm assuming)

a cat went car shopping with me once when id open the door and start it would either sit on the hood roof or go inside the car with me

I don't go out as much at night as I should, mostly because I have nothing to do and I live in a fairly boring part of town, but anyway. I passed by this one midget black hooker, and she was obviously a hooker, wearing a miniskirt that must have been centimeters away from showing I'm assuming uncovered pussy. So we pass eachother, and about 10 feet on, we both turn and give eachother the "What the fuck?" look. It was a great moment.

One night recently my brilliant self decided to don a black tshirt and jeans and go exploring a local contruction site. With me I brought a bag with bolt cutters, screw drivers, a flashlight, a boxcutter and a hunting knife (I'm a genius I know). As I'm coming home from this construction site (nothing special, was quite boring) a cop pulls up to me (bare in mind I'm 17 and it's 1:30 am). He gets out, starts asking me what I'm up to and such, he was quite friendly honestly. He kept eying my backpack. He asked me my address and name and such, (we were about a block from my neighborhood). I told him I was up the road with a friend from school whos name I didn't know, and that my mother knew I was out and was expecting me.

All I can say is thank god he didn't search my bag, and I will never take a bag with that stuff along with me again.

one of my first times i went out was the most crazy night ever
my brother and my neighbor went TPing the fuck out of one house and i mean bad we went to costco with $50 to spend on TP for that night
but anyways we were finishing up after forever, hiding from cars when they passed,and we were throwing the last roll when a car came up on us
nobody heard it and some dude was like "dooooooooooooooode that is awesome, did you guys do all of that? man i wiah i had toilet paper like that but i use it when i gotta shiit, so i dont think ill trow it on a house"
i liiked at me neighbor and we were like "yeeeeeeeeeeeeeahhh well we are done and its like 3:45 so we gotta go home"
and the dude said "yeah you dont want your mom worring about you"
so we took off and just as we were about to turn up my street a car drievs by but we were like fuck it lets just go
the car slowed down and stopped next to us
the guy inside rolled down the window and called us
of course i looked back and of all the things it could have neen it was a fuckin cop
well he asked what we were doing so i just thought of some plausable ideas fast and ended up telling him we walked a friend home because his mom called him and told him he needed to go home and it was an emergency
and i couldnt get my parent up because he leaves for work at 5
then the cop looked at us for a while and asks what was in the bag i took it off and handed it to him
there was nothing in it because we used all the tp and finally he asked us if we saw any kids running around throwing toilet paper
i looked at my brother and we made that face like "no clue what your talking about" so this little piggy said okay you better get home then and drove off wee-wee-wee all the way home

Is it just me or do you guys smell bullshit.. pics or it didnt happen and as for the chick vid or it didnt happen.

one time i was out at night with a friend and we were trying to sleep in a baseball shelter at a park and we heard some extremely loud explosions it kept us awake for the rest of the night bare in mind it was 3 in the morning

How the hell does a New Arrival get a username like 'billy'? With roughly 91,000 people here before him, not a single one of them used 'billy'? That's weird... Other than that, I really have nothing to contribute to this thread. Have fun with the doggie-blowjob thing.

billy joined in 2005, lol

who the fuck uses 50 bucks for toilet paper.. dam.


and yeah, i've had my share of stuff happen, from chicks fighting at a club to weirdos at me and my friends. i'll share this story:

me and my friend just spent the day hanging at his chick's house, and at the park. when it turned 10 we decided to leave kuz her dad came home and it became a little awkward. so we left, we decided to take the bus and some chick comes up to us asking if we had any cigs, we turn her down. next thing you know we hear her calling someone down the street, it was really dark so we couldnt see who she was screaming at, but she was saying "want a snow blow?". so anyways the bus is about a block down and she takes out her money when a guy pulls up and she says "wanna go?" and he dude says yeah get in. it was pretty nasty seeing the prostitute. anyways the bus comes and completely goes past us, we were waiting on the wrong bus stop (we werent from around there and didnt know more than one bus line showing up, there was no sign at either stop and the other bus stop was about 20 feet away but no people were waiting)

if i remember any other stories, i might type more.

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Hey guys. I'm uploading the video of the girl fapping to her laptop right now. I'm trying to put it on both youtube and xtube. You don't see anything other than her hand down her pj bottoms and same movement every once in awhile, but theres a part where she takes her hand out to type something on the keyboard, and than sticks her hand back down between her legs and obviously gives herself a few hard rubs. It's sexy if you're into real voyeurism. She has a cute face too.

While it's uploading, I have another story. I call it "shit wrapped up"

I was out "night oppin' one night in a community of houses, when I hear a car approaching. I hide behind some trees and see a small car pull up, a guy jump out and runs to the backyard of a house holding something in his hand. He dissapears for awhile and gets back in his still running car and speeds off. I thought it was a bit weird the way he sped off. I come to the conclusion that he dropped something off at a friends backyard, so I go investigate.

I find a neatly packaged small red box sitting on the backyard porch. I scoop it up and find a safe place to open it. I unravel the package to discover a piece of shit! He himself could have been a totse member for all I know and was playing a shit prank on somebody or getting revenge, and there I was holding a box of shit in my hands. I was kind of pissed that a) I foiled someones joke b) I was smelling someones shit.

anyways will post link to video as soon as its done uploading.

By girl you do mean a young women? 18 and up...?

...What...The...Fuck...

Me and some other swim's(someones who arent me) werewalking back for doing what we normally did when we were 15 and bored shitless. We walked past this car, and it had it's light on. About 50m down the road i look back and the windows are all fogged up and i guess 2 people were inside. The inside light was on, so thats what my conclusion is. Didnt have a camera back then, but when i start doing it again ill take 1 with me.

heres the video of the girl. i have other stuff. a couple watching porn and smoking weed together. a girl exercising in her livingroom and going into the hallway and pulling down her pants and looking at her ass in the mirror to see if shes lost any weight. her ass is gross btw, skinny girl, but her ass looked like oatmeal.

im going to delete this video in a couple days, so enjoy it while its up. the girl IS 18 in the video. of course. and swim videotaped it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBRZKkUD4xg

This shit seriously just happened.
I live across the street from a cemetery/graveyard, whatever you would like to call it. It was about 1:30 AM at the time this all started (it's 2:00 AM now where I live). I was just doing some random stuff around my house, when I heard a car pass by my house with music blaring. I looked out my window to see this van pull into the cemetery. It pulled up a ways into the cemetery and stopped. The music went quiet and it just sat there for about a minute.
At this point I'm getting interested in what's happening. I go into my kitchen and watch what's happening. Eventually the van's doors open, and then close again about a minute later. It drives a bit further down into the cemetery and stops again. Same thing. I'm very interested.
I run downstairs and grab a bb pistol (just in case, you never know) and head outside. I walked outside and sat and watched for a while at the side of my house. The 2 people in this van would pull forward, stop, get out, and come back with hanging baskets of flowers. WTF.
They continued to wipe this graveyard of all the flowers, and pulled out onto my street, turned, and I figured I'd never see them again. However, I had to try to figure out what the hell was going on.
I followed a back alley behind my house to the street they turned onto. No sign of them. Then I spotted their car again. It was turning into another cemetery that is very close to the previous one. Me being the curious bastard I am, I figured I would go get a closer look.
I ran across the highway to the entrance of the other graveyard. I started approaching them, staying in the shadows and behind trees. Same shit, taking flowers, moving forward slowly. They hadn't covered the whole yard, and I started walking closer to them, I'm still not really sure if I had any intention of talking or yelling at them, or what. I do know that the instant they saw me they ran back to the van and bolted the fuck out of the cemetery.
Not an epic tale of gunfights and doggy-blowjobs, but still weird.

lol this happened about a week ago, ok so me and my friend are out side car shopping when i see a garage door open about one foot from the ground. when i walk around my neighborhood during the day i always see cases of beer and stuff in their so i was like JACKPOT! so me and my friend walk up to the garage and he keeps a look out. i lay down on the ground and roll in. there it was 3 cases of Coors Light. in the garage there was a fridge and a jeep Cherokee. so i start moving the cases under the door and get them all outside. but i wanted more so i told my buddy to take the cases to my house about 8 houses away. so i start checking around the garage nothing in the fridge except pop, then i shine my light in the truck i see this oldish guy sitting in the drivers seat i was totally frozen with my light shining on his face for 10 sec he sits there frozen then he turns and screams his fucking head off for some reason i started screaming too lol but then got the fuck out of there 3 cases of beer richer.

Billy! FUCKING YOUTUBE THAT SHIT!

Wouldn't that be swam, eg. swam were mugging blind people, but why would you need to conceal there identity and not your own

uploaded it. Swim recorded it with a webcam aimed right at swim's camcorder screen while on playback, to hopefully prove its orginal content. Swim has a lot more of her on video, but all boring stuff of her working out, boiling noodles in her kitchen, sitting on the couch eating noodles, watching tv. It's only the part where she's looking at her ass in the hallway mirror, and a few seconds of her sitting on her bathroom toilet plucking her pubes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ9Tye4B3pc

Does anybody want swim to upload a video of a guy jerking off at his computer?

That video sounds less than satisfactory. A guy jacking off at his computer seems like something normal. But nice work.

well, i gotta say this thread delivers...

what if the jerkoff guy was a fellow totsean...?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBRZKkUD4xg

Why does that girl look a lot like this one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ob1nhDKQuM

(Different videos, same poster)

Once, I encountered a pig while I was walking around the nearby Zellers parking lot, around 1:00, maybe 2 in the morning. With my brother and some girl we knew at the time, we're just basically walking through. Random guy pulls up in this van, asks us what we're doing, and why we had a shopping cart with us (Found it not far away). We lie, say we're taking it back to the front of the store, and I tell the guy to piss off and mind his own business. He gets out, flashes his badge, and asks us why we're starting trouble. I look at him, and he looks at all of us. Walks in front of the girl, says "Well, aren't you a pretty little thing. Why do the three of you have to be out late, when you could be doing so much more 'entertaining' late at night, a young girl with you?" Thinking relatively in same vein of mind, me and my brother both say at the same time "She's our cousin!" which is bull, but seemed appropriate at the time. He looks at us surprised, gets back in his van and winks at us while saying "Hey, it all looks and sounds good to me."

evil gnomes in the night......


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ado8s6VPAY