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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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# 1

2008-08-15, 05:09
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rank cooze
Another thread inspired me to make this one.
Have you ever been with a chick that was nasty? Like her cooze smells disgusting kinda nasty? If so what did you do? Tell her to get the hell out? Make her shower? Do it anyways?
I never had an experience like that and I am curious what totse does to a stinky pussied bitch.....
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# 2

2008-08-15, 06:06
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Re: rank cooze
I had a girl like that, at first I was like oh my this bitch is having a bad day or something so I did the dirty and rushed to wash my dick. Next time was at my house and as soon as I took off her pants I could smell it so I suggested shower sex, a couple hours later we were watching tv and I took off her panties and after a minute that horrible smell was back so I faked a phone call told her I had to leave and never talked to her again.
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# 3

2008-08-15, 06:34
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Re: rank cooze
Ask her nicely to eat healthier, drink more water and clean regularly.
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# 4

2008-08-15, 08:14
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Re: rank cooze
You should be so lucky. If you get one like that, don't be shy! Drop on your knees and chow down that stinkpuss flavour.
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# 5

2008-08-15, 08:28
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Re: rank cooze
This was years ago...Back in my arsehole days...
I told her to go clean herself before I go anywhere near that thing.
I'm into muffdiving and she liked the idea...But when them knickers came off, she smelled like Billingsgate fish market in summer. So I said "Sweetheart...Go have a nice wash. I'm not going near it until you have."
This obviously pissed her off...But when I put it into another perspective she changed her mind...
"Look...I'm into the whole pussy licking bit, I really am. But you need a wash. Now, you can accept this and go wash or you can go without. Remember, I used to play trumpet and this tongue's a strong muscle!"
She went and had a wash, it smelled nice, tasted good and I had thighs knocking me in the head for a while. 'Twas good.
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# 6

2008-08-15, 10:11
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Re: rank cooze
Thankfully, no, I have never experienced anything like this.
Although, I was close once. I was pretty wasted and ended up with this girl back at my place after the bar, and she had a bit of an odor problem, so I just told her I couldn't do it. That was that. It's not like she was super hot or anything, so it wasn't a major loss. I was barely ready to fuck her as she was. The odor was the deal breaker.
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# 7

2008-08-15, 18:57
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Re: rank cooze
1 time I ate my ex out and it smelled kinda funky and after i blew my load we were layin down and she admitted she hadnt showered in like 3-4 days, i was pissed
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# 8

2008-08-15, 19:12
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Re: rank cooze
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikehunt1
1 time I ate my ex out and it smelled kinda funky and after i blew my load we were layin down and she admitted she hadnt showered in like 3-4 days, i was pissed
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Bleh. Dirty bitch.
Anyway, no this is has never happened to me. I don't know what I'd do to get out of the situation though.
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# 9

2008-08-16, 06:51
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Re: rank cooze
I pity all the girls who you guys have talked about smelling bad. They probably just have a simple yeast infection... its what causes that fishy like smell.
Admittedly some girls do smell better than others, but when the odour is strong like that, and not a... shall we say 'normal' smell (and I think we can all tell whats normal and what isn't), then its a good chance its some sort of infection. A yeast infection is most common (for those who don't get me, I'm taling about thrush), and most women get one sometime during their life. It's not necessarily because of bad hygeine, although this is a common cause. Luckily for us girls its easily fixed.
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# 10

2008-08-16, 07:00
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Re: rank cooze
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Originally Posted by dontneedeyes
I pity all the girls who you guys have talked about smelling bad. They probably just have a simple yeast infection... its what causes that fishy like smell.
Admittedly some girls do smell better than others, but when the odour is strong like that, and not a... shall we say 'normal' smell (and I think we can all tell whats normal and what isn't), then its a good chance its some sort of infection. A yeast infection is most common (for those who don't get me, I'm taling about thrush), and most women get one sometime during their life. It's not necessarily because of bad hygeine, although this is a common cause. Luckily for us girls its easily fixed.
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Noob. Most girls smell at least a little from bad hygiene. Trust me, go out and run around for a few days without showering, and sniff around down there. You'd think there was a couple pounds of dead rotting dead Salmon up there somewhere. I'm a guy and I know this. I'm only guessing you're female though since you said "us girls"
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