Whenever I see porn the guys always seem to have non-existant balls. My nuts are pretty big but the only chick I ever fucked was a virgin and she probably didn't know the difference.

I think I get it from my dad because I remember when he was little he would complain about his balls brushing the water in the toilet when he took a shit.

So ladies, if you saw a 7 inch cock with a set of big balls would you be wet in your pants?

Girls like when the penis goes inside them.

I'm not a chick, but my guess is the balls are less important than the cock.

I mean, unless they're like, cancerous tumor size. Then girls might be turned off.

My girlfriend is obsessed with my balls for some odd reason. I ask her why and she can't give me a good explanation. I've never been begged to have some girl suck on my balls except for her. I guess that's why shes a CHEATING FUCKING WHORE!

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Maybe on some subconscious level, a girl might see big balls and think "wow, this guy can produce a lot of sperm," which of course translates to a higher chance of her getting pregnant, which of course triggers her evolutionary instinct, which of course translates to her being turned on.

Just a theory...

Genius!

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This guy is fighting the pussy off with a stick.

Thar's the side-effects of steroids, Johnny.

How do you remember when your dad was little? What the hell?

If you know the guy, I hope you punished him for it.