I'm sure a lot of posters on this board are going into their first semester, like me, and want as much advice as possible about relationships, dating, flirting, and fucking. So please, share your wisdom!

Always be safe.. No matter what. Relationship while in college? Next to impossible. That is about all the wisdom I have on that. Oh, have a few for me and be sure to graduate!

Every person, all the events of your life are there because you have drawn them there. What you choose to do with them is up to you. So make the most of every day, be outgoing, now head to class and start tappin' that ass!

If you didn't get any in school, you probably won't be getting any in your freshman year as well.

Yea I am gonna be freshmen I'm a virgin and just need to get laid big time. Tips for getting laid really fast?? How to find sluts?? Enlighten me.

Parties. Drunk chicks = easy. Just keep feeding them drinks and sweet talk them and they'll think you're wonderful.

Well lets say they are not drunk and I am not at a party. What tips do you have for getting laid easily then??

Although I definitely may just fuck a drunk bitch just to get it over with.

If getting laid is all you want, it's easy. Go to all the parties that are happening, grind on some ugly birds and you're done. Oh and make sure you end up in as many photos as possible to boost your "popularity". And play every drinking game that comes along. And always hang out with the biggest group of party people until they have to accept you.

Not sure about the no pussy in high school = no pussy in college comment. I know a few jokers who never got any in high school who had their fun in college :]

yeah dude i wouldnt worry as much about a girl then your schoolwork. Work hard and itll come out better. When girls come in between that it makes you fail epically