All of the following is hypothetical.

So I've got some dope growing in a forest and its looking pretty good right now. I'm partners with someone else so in total I have like 5 female plants, which will be sold for much more then $1000. If the grow op is a success then I don't really need to make any extra money, BUT if it isn't, and god knows SO many things can go wrong when your growing dope, I will be fucked. Thats why I need to make money in other ways, to ensure that I don't get fucked. I won't go into to much detail but I wanna go on a vacation that costs like $1500 and I have to put the deposit down today.

So thats pretty much my problem, I think I can pay for this trip, but if something goes wrong with my plants I take a big hit because I lose the plants and I lose all the money I deposited, which would suck total balls. (btw I do not have a job or a legal source of income).

So over the next few months I want to do small time illegal activities in moderation but ultimately profit around $1000 - $2000. I have a feeling a lot of other people in BI have similar short term goals. Together I think we could come up with some great ideas. I want this thread to be more than an 'ideas' sort of thing. People should follow up with their actions and let us know if it was a success or not.

Sure we all know about car hopping, dumpster diving, and gas siphoning. But do any of you know which is the most profitable? Which has the least chance of being caught, and which has the worst penalty if caught? In this thread we can discuss our personal experiences and help others decide what their ideal method for making money is.

For instance, I will never car hop again. I had a terrible experience that resulted in an EPIC police chase which lasted a few hours and terrified the shit out of me. It sucks too because car hoping is an awesome way to make quick cash.

Personally I am looking for really minor crimes, shit police won't care too much about and that don't have harsh punishments if caught.

When the summer ends I hope that this thread has some successful and unsuccessful stories so we can learn from each others experiences.

Right now I am thinking about stealing gas. Its expensive, its in high demand, and it doesnt seem to hard to steal. I will update soon but if anyone has any other promising ideas please post them.

Edit: I'm also cooking up a fucking sick scam but I won't post any details until I try it. (Then I'll tell you how its done). That reminds me, if you know any good scams that target corporations please post them. I know enough good ones but I can't scam average people, I feel to shitty afterwards. I like to target the big boys.

stealing gas = not a good way to make money, just think about it, would you buy gasoline from some random guy on the street?

If i were in your position Id steal shit from walmart, and sell it on Ebay.

The best way I know of is to get DVD's, CD's, computer games, and anything else thats worth something that is kind of small.

Then go to the gardening section with all of this stuff (as tehre is no security alarms or anything in the gardening sections) then put your loot near one of the open bottom sections on the walls.


I find this way is the best because your not actually doing anything illegal until you actually grab the stuff from the outside and take it, which is much easier to get away with compared to pocketing stuff.

Not a bad idea... Never thought of selling the shit on ebay.

And about the gas I would only sell it to friends. I know enough people that drive so it shouldn't be a problem.

still its such a hassle unless you have like a tanker or something lmfao

You could always get a job, and use it as a reference in the future when you're going for a career.

I could.... But I don't like any of the possible jobs I could get. Plus that would eat up a lot of time...

If you have a PayPal (or are comfortable with Western Union), pedobaiting seems like a good money-making technique.

Ya better start sucking dick soon if your trying to meet that quota!

Wow scam

Go to a shitty neighborhood and sell brand new bootleg Cds and Dvds for $5 (or 5 pounds wherever the hell you live). That's guarenteed money over where I live. You can go to a shopping center, or a park and they'll eat that shit up. Have a couple people with you or a gun and you're good to go.