how would all you fellow underagers hypothetically do this?
i know someone, but he is going to college in ohio.

Pay someone to get it for you. Surely you know more than one person of age...

i do.
but there is always an excuse- they are busy, college, work, etc.

would sitting outside a place that sells and asking some random person be worthwhile? anyone have experience in that?

I used to do that all the time before I got sick of looking like a retard. It works, you might have to sit there for an hour or so before the right person comes along, but you won't go dry, unless you're queer....

haha im just afraid of running into a douchebag who is like "hey there is a kid wanting me to buy him booze outside, call the cops"

Shoplifting.
Look into it.

Go to grocery stores. They have very few cameras and the staff is normally behind a counter nowhere near the alcohol.

Option #1 Buy a printer, teslin paper, butterfly laminations W/magnet strips, a block of rubber, two tone pearl Ex ink powder, and pearl ex varnish.

Option #2 Stop being a douche bag, and maybe people wont have lame-ass excuses like "Im doing homework".

I drove around one day before senior prom looking for bums. I picked one up, drove to the liquor store and he bought me a shit load of booze. I let him keep the change out of $100 i gave him. He ended up with about $10.

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