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Better Living Through Chemistry Discussions of any and all sorts of mind-warping chemicals, pills, booze, mind machines, trippy stuff, current street prices, importing pharmaceuticals, smart drugs, nutrients, herbs, and altered states. Please try to keep your conversations "theoretical" in nature, since this is an open conference.

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 #1 
Old 2008-08-13, 19:47
hobbie one hobbie one is offline
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Default Godamn hash dealer

This motherfucker did it again. The first few times I thought it was happening by mistake but today i got my weekly bag and I grab out a few buds to burn in the bubbler. First bowl, great...Next I reach in for another bud pull it out and there it fucking is. another fucking pubic hair. Fucking tyrone. Hes my only dealer. That fat fuck. What do i tell him. hes got 200lb onb me?
 #2 
Old 2008-08-13, 19:53
1337m4j33ky 1337m4j33ky is offline
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Nb4ban
 #3 
Old 2008-08-13, 19:56
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Get a new dealer, forget him.

Or, get a new dealer, and also buy some more weed from this other dude and offer to smoke him up since he's such a great guy. Then 'find' another pubic hair in the bag and confront him with it right there and then. Ask why the fuck theres pubic hair in your weed.
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Old 2008-08-13, 19:59
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NJ
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ask tyrone's friend harry hes got better shit.
 #5 
Old 2008-08-13, 19:59
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Lover of Scholar <333
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trolololololol
 #6 
Old 2008-08-13, 20:18
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This is why you don't buy drugs from black people.
 #7 
Old 2008-08-13, 20:20
cid cid is offline
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He clearly wants you to smoke his pubes for the lulz.
 #8 
Old 2008-08-13, 20:31
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Michigan
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He's sending you a message:

Get a new dealer.
 #9 
Old 2008-08-13, 21:32
4real 4real is offline
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I dont see the big deal? If he's black it probably isnt a pubic hair.
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Old 2008-08-13, 21:52
Barnabeast666 Barnabeast666 is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by hobbie one
This motherfucker did it again. The first few times I thought it was happening by mistake but today i got my weekly bag and I grab out a few buds to burn in the bubbler. First bowl, great...Next I reach in for another bud pull it out and there it fucking is. another fucking pubic hair. Fucking tyrone. Hes my only dealer. That fat fuck. What do i tell him. hes got 200lb onb me?


next time you see him get a sack look at it first dont give him the cash, sucker punch him in the face now run. im shure you can out run his fat ass.

or
just man up and have a talk with him
say look dog the buds nice but the pubes i keep finding in this shit is not cool i know its funny at first but your gonna loose some biznez if u keep this shit up.
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Old 2008-08-13, 21:59
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next time you see him get a sack look at it first dont give him the cash, sucker punch him in the face now run. im shure you can out run his fat ass.

or
just man up and have a talk with him
say look dog the buds nice but the pubes i keep finding in this shit is not cool i know its funny at first but your gonna loose some biznez if u keep this shit up.

Better yet, glue some pubes to the money you pay him for the hash.
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Old 2008-08-13, 22:08
PaterSin PaterSin is offline
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Next I reach in for another bud pull it out and there it fucking is. another fucking pubic hair. Fucking tyrone.

I swear to God I just shit my fucking pants laughing so hard at that. No more getting mega hi and PF Chang's for me haha. And theres an easy solution cum or put pubes on the cash you give him.
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Old 2008-08-13, 22:12
4real 4real is offline
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I swear to God I just shit my fucking pants laughing so hard at that. No more getting mega hi and PF Chang's for me haha. And theres an easy solution cum or put pubes on the cash you give him.

I like the way this guy thinks, and PF changs is the deal. Wipe your ass with the money next time you buy some.
 #14 
Old 2008-08-14, 00:26
Barnabeast666 Barnabeast666 is offline
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Better yet, glue some pubes to the money you pay him for the hash.

pure genius
we have are selfs a winner.
 #15 
Old 2008-08-14, 00:58
MongolianThroatCancer MongolianThroatCancer is offline
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hash comes in buds now?
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Old 2008-08-14, 04:20
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Your medicine cabinet
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 4real
I dont see the big deal? If he's black it probably isnt a pubic hair.


lol, thanks for that....
 #17 
Old 2008-08-14, 04:28
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Inside the green box
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How is he a hash dealer if you are smoking "buds" that you purchased from him?
 #18 
Old 2008-08-14, 04:37
eShrooms eShrooms is offline
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Lol'd.
 #19 
Old 2008-08-14, 04:39
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Facedown in the shag rug.
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Dude. You suck.
 
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