HAHAHA some girl I know online I convinced her I have cancer and that I'm going to die in 5 months. She said when I'm gone shell get my name tattooed on her wrist. I find this hilarious. Am I a bad person?

This fails. Once you're dead and gone how will you be able to contact her and find out if she followed through?

She won't actually do it.

No, you're a dumbass.

She's probably lying because she thinks it will make you feel good. Anyway, worth a try.

Why the fuck do acolytes strive to use "fail" in every fucking post? It's not cool when you do it.

Lol@My triple post.

She's probably glad that she only has to put up with for five more months. Make it your "death wish" to have sex and say that you're a virgin (which you probably are). You might get something other than a false promise out of it.

Now.... you can convince her to show you E-pity boob-ige.

Sweet....

PICS!!

Become like her best friend and all and then in five months when you "die", wait a while with a friend seeing if she actually did it. Tell your real friend about her promise or something or tell her you told your friend. When she doesn't do it say it wasn't deadly and they lied or something and start some drama with her.

I'm too lazy too type the story or elaborate on how stupid she is, but trust me. I WILL get boobs. It's only a matter of time boys. And no she's literally retarded she thinks I'm like her guardian angel I dunno shes dumb never fear.