So I was with my girlfriend last night and we were fooling around and I asked her if she would give me a blankooie. I've personally only gotten one before, and I liked it a lot. I always thought most girls would do this before they would have sex, but not with my girlfriend: she said it's kinda gross and she really doesn't want to. I'm hoping I can convince her on my birthday next week, but I'm just curious: what is your opinion of giving/getting blankooies?

what the fuck is a blankooie?

No way, people have been locked up for those.

Dude, how can you not know what a blankooie is? seriously, how old are you? go get a girlfriend or something, she'll tell you what a blankooie is.

And remember, she gives you one, you know she's a keeper

LMAO @ nub

AFAIK, it is only illegal in a few of the more conservative states.

Define blankooie or GTFO.

googling "define blankooie" came up with a really long totse convo http://pastebin.ca/raw/607656

I'm not even going to click that link, or google, or urban dictionary.

If someone wants to start going on about some obscure sexual term, it's their responsibility to define it to us. Especially because I am 90% sure it's something really lame/not funny/not impressive, and I'd also wager there's another more commonly used name for it that doesn't sound like "blankooie" (seriously what a retarded fucking name).

If I were a mod, I would close this thread.

You GTFO, this is my blankooie thread.

YOU MOTHER FUCKER thats a virus you piece of shit now my intrawebz is acting all weird.