apparently im really good with my tongue, like she almost passed out she said. is this common because she acts like im turning water to wine and shit. she cant breathe and starts to blackout she orgasms so good. its better than sex she says and its kinda cool when ur gf threatens u with no sex u can threaten her back with no tongue. anyway i dont want to brag or anything im just trying to figure out how uncommon this is...she sucks at head lol and ud figure that would be waaaay easier

You probably suck awfully and she's just trying to give you some confidence. Also, pics of the girl or your talents are FAIL.

lol she slapped me because i decided to not stop when she said so and i latched on and kept going to see if she would pass out because thats like the ultimate man thing to do right?
Man List:
1. make girl pass out from orgasm
2. bench 400lbs
3. buy a lamborgini and armani suit

the more shit u check off the more of a bad ass u are right? lol

its just a man goal lol but i dont have any pics worth posting. just headshots. plus im lazy and dont give a shit. seriously tho girls is this common or no?

That's kinda mean to not stop when she told you to...

Sometimes it can get to where it sort of feels "too good" it get's really sensitive and hurts, if you don't stop for a minute. I probably woulda slapped you too.

Most girls prefer good oral from what I here in terms of pleasure, but prefer the act of sex.

And it's fucking easy. 1) lick clit 2) repeat

Lunaria, thanks because i wouldnt know what its like and thoughtriot, thats what i was thinking lol.

In a word, no.

Christ...

GTFO acolyte.

the bamph, this is Sex and Affection not Bitch and Moan. Take your Parkinson's meds and hit the back button.

Actually I'm surprised she hasn't exploded yet. Whenever I go down on women they explode into balls of pure ecstasy. I use it to lace my weed.

I guess you fail at giving head.