Ok, so I'm a loser teenager who wants to get back at society in general for a while. I seem to have picked today as my day for mischief. I have:

-from 8:00 to 12:00 today
-A very cool friend whom i like veeerrry much
-a flashlight.
-a couple knives
-maybe a can or two of spraypaint
-homemade blowdarts
-a bottle of hand lotion
-some very small firecrackers

so, how could I best combine these items to extract the most lulz, and least running and getting shot at?

And if you're going to say I'm being stupid, don't bother.

Translation


people make fun of me because i dress in tight pants, and talk with a funny accent.

I want to celebrate gay pride.

But i dont want my mom to know.

-I invited my butt-buddy

-a fleshlight

-protection

-couple cans of beer.

-I like to blow hard.

-I cant afford lubricant

-I have a very small dick

-use a condom

I saw this

And then this

I found it funny

Ok, lets make this a serious thread...
I now have:
-blowdarts
-spray paint
-hairspray
-two cans of ax
-a long thing of rope
-a long thing of string
-one blue sharpie
-three people in on this

We are trying to tear stuff up as much as possible...
So, any ideas?

If you can't figure out how to tear shit up maybe you should just stay home for mischief day.

This thread fails like a gay man's T cells

Wow, you must really suck if you cannot think of mischief yourself. Seriously, how hard is it?

Just go vandalize crap. You have spray paint and knives, just go around tagging stuff and cutting up people's tires, etc.

with knives lotion and a very good buddy. You could become the first inverted knife swallower. Fire crackers can be used for lulz by duck taping them to the spray paint can. after you soak the can in gas(siphon it) make sure to video tape it wear oven mitts and throw it at elderly old women. Use the rope to hang yourself after you realize that you are the shittiest person ever. Or spray paint stencils with profound political quotes on the side of a cop building.

LMFAO that shit was hilarious