Not been in for a while, so hello's to those who care.

Now I just got back from the gym (been swimming) and whilst I was there I got talking to this girl who I've seen several times before with her kit off. As we were chatting she started to get undressed (as you do) But when she dropped her knickers I noticed her nether regions were huge and puffy and nothing like as I remember her from before. In fact she almost looked deformed as if she'd been photo-shopped!

Of course as I don't really know her I was too embarassed to ask but the thought crossed my mind that her pussy lips had been botoxed!!!!!!! and had seriously been overdone.

Has anyone else seen this....in the flesh as it were?

botox is to paralyze muscles to remove wrinkles.

maybe you're thinking collagen? [sp?]

either way, i dunno.

I personally like my ladies botox free.


Never heard of Botox pussy though.


Perhaps she nakedly pissed off some bees?

Goddamn being a lesbian must be awesome.

she probably got banged too hard...too long...or possibly has some kind of infection. Ive seen swollen pussys before.

You skipped the bit where you made out with her. Come on, the internet needs you.

You omitted to post pics.

Also I have never heard of cunny botoxing....but hell I suppose people do do it....

?????

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Maybe a STD?

...all part of why I get 'em before they even think about bleeding, hombre. Estrogen does horrible things to the average vulva.

One of the curious things about estrogen-induced genital deformity - and somewhat pertinent to your post - is that it's reversible. Physiologically speaking, at least, your grandmother's cunt and your little sister's are basically identical. Of course, that might not help the average reader stomach the thought of nailing their grandmother, but it is illustrative. The deformative effects of estrogen - for which "deformed," "puffy," "collagen accident," and "it's a shop" are all excellent descriptors - are short-term and reversible. Rub estrogen antagonists on your vulva, and everything between your labia majora will very swiftly become prepubescent (or postmenopausal, they're basically the same). Rub estrogen cream on the prepubescent/postmenopausal, and it'll turn into the cunt of a 34 year old. Back 'n forth, fairly swift reversal...

So, by your description, I'm assuming your friend had a temporary estrogenous surge. Seriously, "puffy collagen-fuckup-like deformity" is fairly diagnostic. She'll go back to normal when her levels drop, 'n then it'll swell up like that when her levels rise again, etc. Maybe it's a different part of her cycle, maybe she's on some form of medication, or maybe she's reduced her intake of raw cruciferous vegetables, all of which can cause that effect.

Perfectly natural. It'll go back to normal when her levels drop.