What would be the best alternative way to smoke my weed?

I can't roll for shit and I all have are bible papers anyways.

The only fruit/food I have available to smoke out of is either a peach or a lemon (neither sounds like it would work very well)

I do have a toilet paper roll and some tinfoil, but the whole Alzheimer's thing scares me. Even if it hasn't been fully proven yet.

So bltc what are your recommendations? And buying anything from the smoke/head shops is out of the question since it is to late and I'm only 17 anyways.

Go buy a pipe or learn how to roll with bible papers. Improvise boy, I was engineering my own bongs from extra parts when I was 12.


If you want to smoke bad enough, you will find a way, if not, well then it's not that important then huh?

Metal pen tube+tinfoil + small socket= success

Stop being a tinfoil bitch, smoking it once aint going to kill you.

it doesnt matter if inhaling aluminum causes alzheimers or not. your lighter does not get anywhere near hot enough to vaporize aluminum. so there is no way you could injest any aluminum at all when smoking.

make a steamroller

knife it? probly the worst way, but if your desperate

Buy a pipe or some papers. You really have trouble getting those at 17?

The link between alzheimers and aluminum is vague as fuck to begin with, and the actual source for this little known half suspected culprit are legion. It could come from ANYWHERE. Your deodorant, your tap water, the air you breath, the tooth paste you use, ANYTHING.


Getting alzheimers from smoking with Al foil is utter fucking bullshit, and based on a vague "connection" that was made between salts of aluminum present in the brain of alzheimers patients, but even that link is questionable at best.

Getting alzheimers from smoking with Al foil is utter fucking bullshit, and based on a vague "connection" that was made between salts of aluminum present in the brain of alzheimers patients, but even that link is questionable at best.

isnt it basically the same link that the whole deoderant-alzhimers thing is based on?

isnt it basically the same link that the whole deoderant-alzhimers thing is based on?
Exactly. A link, not concrete proof.



And besides, you would be amazed as to the sheer number of known carcinogens we are knowingly exposed to every day. Within the "tolerable legal limits" of course.

Tinfoil on toilet paper roll it is then I guess.
Might try to roll with the bible paper.

I'm not to concerned about the Alzheimer's.

Yeah well smoking pot apparently prevents and may treat the symptoms of Alzheimer's:

With its strong inhibitory abilities, the study said, THC "may provide an improved therapeutic for Alzheimer's disease" that would treat "both the symptoms and progression" of the disease.

"In a test against propidium, one of the most effective inhibitors reported to date, THC blocked AChE-induced aggregation completely, while the propidium did not. Although our study is far from final, it does show that there is a previously unrecognized molecular mechanism through which THC may directly affect the progression of Alzheimer's disease."

Linkage (http://www.scripps.edu/news/press/080906.html)

I guess it wouldn't matter anyways.

Can pipe. First i ever smoked out of, and a lazy favorite between my friends before we actually got pipes lol.

socket pipe > Fruit/Veg pipe > lightbulb vaporizer > tinfoil pipe > pop can pipe


Why not make a lightbulb vaporizer? Or check the garage for a socket set...easy to make a little water bong with hot glue, a pen, a socket, screen (can be homemade tinfoil screen and a water/pop bottle).

Just try always make sure if you have plastic on it that it is NOT getting hot.

soda can pipe.

This (http://www.johnsondiversey.com/NR/rdonlyres/E2D6BD23-6D99-4D31-A407-25469B139BC8/0/Raid.gif)...trust me it works

find a gas station that doesn't card, one thats stocked for stoners....

theres this gas station a couple miles from my work, im 17 i buy cigarettes, papers, too many blunt wraps to count, cigars, hell they even have a few pipes in stock...

but in a pinch a soda can will suffice...

a socket and a tube, you have a 1 hitter...

put socket and tube into a bottle and seal, you now have a bong...

put socket into the lid of a bottle, you have a gravity or waterfall bong depending on your design.... hell if you leave the tube on you can filter the smoke through water for a smoother hit...

light bulb vape

light bulb bubbler...

pill bottle bubbler...

pringles can bong...

knife hits

you can smoke out of your fucking hand... with a little work just about any fruit can be a pipe...

or hey, find someone thats 18, get them to buy you something to smoke out of...

http://www.smokingwithstyle.com/applepipe.htm

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Bowl-(Pipe)-out-of-Aluminum-Foil

http://www.smokingwithstyle.com/applepipe.htm


id suggest the apple. i like the taste. and its so easy to make

the whole Alzheimer's thing is about aluminum.
it's in deoderant and aluminum foil (obviously)

if you use tin foil i wouldn't worry for shit.

Oh yes you are so fucking brilliant

Thanks everyone else for the suggestions.