right so i picked up some pasta from the grocery store, it came in this little green box. it's the twisty kind. so i cook the stuff and i take a taste. Now, i'm no "connoisseur" towards pasta, but this shit sucks ma bawls.

is the sauce like the make or brake ingredient with pasta? is pasta supposed to taste like ANYTHING? or is it just this water sponge i eat because i don't know better? the green box said "made with vegtable" or some crap. it doesn't taste like anything!!

am i crazy? is there something i'm missing?
is there pasta out there that doesn't suck? or is that just the kind of thing we read in books?

Sauce it what makes the pasta, i see pasta as a vessel for carrying the sauce whilst supplying nutritional benefits.

Try getting some fresh pasta, The one filled with cheese, tomato and basil is excellent.

ALL PASTA SUCKS.
Its the sauce that makes the pasta..same thing with spaggetti.Ever try spaggetti hoops without sauce? its like eating bouncy string.
you should go make some nice sauce and eat it..the pastas only der to make the sauce feel filling.
Im hungry now.

like, ravioli?

Pasta kicks ass.

YOU SUCK, asshole.

Pasta is good even "plain."

The trick is to salt the shit out of the water, and after draining saute quickly over HIGH heat with some butter and/or olive oil and some "herbage."

Maybe some garlic and chili flakes as well.

Costs you like 80 cents to make a delicious meal.



Considering pasta is little more than flour and water, if you eat it TOTALLY FUCKING PLAIN.... you are either a starving ethiopian refugee or a moron.

When was the last time you ate totally plain beef? Totally plain vegetables? Totally plain fish?

EVERYTHING SUCK PLAIN.

You must actually cook, my son!

Damn straight.

yeah i guess your right..and im gona try that garlic and chili flakes recipe

I feel I must correct you on this. Completely plain fish actually tastes quite good so long as its a decent table fish and is fresh enough (right out of a river, gutted, cleaned, filleted, skinned is good), and some completely plain veges/fruit make nice snacks (carrot, apples, bananas, grapes, pears, mandarins, etc).

Oh because putting that stuff on makes it plain. And you just said plain pasta was good then plain everything sucks.

For beef... I know people season it and stuff but steak. Others in my family just throw it on the grill. And I had a bite of plain browned ground beef. (was cooking something with it but it still counts kinda) Not bad really.