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Old 2008-08-08, 12:06
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today I was boiling something and suddenly got an idea.
Boiling something will kill germs, germs cannot survive in boiling hot water. Therefore, if I boiled my own stool, all of the germs would be killed thus making it safe to eat. I could cut back alot on buying food and have money to spend on better things. I could eat certain normal foods to get the best product, any ideas on what I should eat? Is there any chance I could produce more of a variety then just a meaty stew, which I'm guessing is what boiling feces would result in most of the time?
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Old 2008-08-08, 12:16
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eat lots of fiber and nuts. The fiber will give your poo a nice thick consistency and the nuts will add some delicious flavor and texture to your shit stew. Although fiber will make your shit very solid I don't think you can get around the fact that it will become a shit stew.
As a person who's been doing this for a while I recommend eating well too. Usually when you eat too much junk food your shit will taste as bad as that junk food was bad for you. To put it bluntly junk food makes your shit taste like shit. It's often a good idea as well to keep up with eating normally as well. Due to shit being nothing but waste you won't get anything out of it. Just eat poo as a snack.
What I do is leave my poo out in a fondue pot with some cheese or crackers around for people to dip in it. You can also make a delicious sauce for steaks and pork chops with your feces urine and a bit of soy sauce.


Trust me you won't regret this new life style choice.
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Old 2008-08-08, 12:30
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This is pretty fucked up. But I do agree about the part as poo being only a snack. Poo is shit, and there is nothing nutritional about it. All waste. I disagree with eating your shit makes me barf thinking about it. You're going to die if you do this.
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Old 2008-08-08, 12:52
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Dont do it. seriously. if the bacteria doesnt fuck you up, its everything the body wont take that will.

besides. the body is fairly efficient at processing it's food and the amount of....er.....shit you get will keep going down until your intestines collapse and and need to go to hospital to the shit pumped out of you. tis a bad idea.....lol
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Old 2008-08-08, 13:26
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Don't listen to them this is a good idea, but it should go in the OI forum.
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Old 2008-08-08, 13:28
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Dont feed the shitty troll.
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Old 2008-08-08, 13:37
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Originally Posted by sex&violence View Post
Dont feed the shitty troll.
I c wat u did thar.
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Old 2008-08-08, 14:09
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Your a fucking retard how about you cut off your penis boil it then eat
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Old 2008-08-08, 15:09
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Cut the bullshit, OP.
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Old 2008-08-08, 16:43
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I smell a youtube video that would give the Jenkem guy a run for his money. Lets paint the town brown Op.
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