Lets say SWIM is a paedo and he lives near an orphanage run by nuns and other religious nuts. Recently he is feeling inclined to tap some unwashed, abandoned ass/pussy. How should SWIM go about obtaining the said ass/pussy? Should he sneak in at night or just barge in, beat/rape the nuns out of the way(since they don't fight back) and have his way with the bastard children?

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Getting some oprhanookie wouldn't be that hard. All you'd really need would be some second hand clothing/food and they'd let you have your way with them.

This is wrong in every way

Kids will do anything for a cigarette.

Become a priest at the orphan place

Your a sad, sad desperate man. And its a poorhouse, so thats some nice untouched, underage, stinky, nasty, hairy vagina. Enjoy.

P.S I hope you get caught so i can lol when you get sodomized by a broom handle.

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That should be illegal

It is, it's called paedophilia.