As I stepped into the shower a cockroach leapt at me from a spot on the ceiling and landed on my foot After kicking it off, it went bezerk and started running around but couldn't escape as it was trapped in the shower with me. I managed to dodge the pest drawing in all my resources from my 12 years of tap dancing experience.

The cockroach gave up trying to attack me and sat in the corner glaring at me. I then summoned all my wits and trapped it under a shaving cream lid. I though to myself "this little cockroach isn't going to spoil my shower", so I decided to start fapping.

That's when I got my most brialliant idea yet! I decided to give the trapped cockroach the best facial of it's little cockroach life.

When I neared climax I released the cockroach from its prison, then blew a load of sticky cum all over it's face, then placed the lid back over it.

TL;DR - There is a trapped cockroach in my shower covered in jizz.

wow...

WINRAR

k

ahahahahahahaha

wow +1 to you good sir

into the trash can you go

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How about that. Somebody actually moved a good thread into HB. Awesome.

Haha.

Epic lol-fest.

What?

You should leave it there until the jizz hardens and sets, perfectly preserving the cockroach.