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I have to buy food before I can have breakfast.
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| Half Baked Encompassing unfathomable depths and rather easily comprehendable shallows of a non-conversationalist nature; including such activities as asking dumb questions, handstands, making game threads, polling, licking the butter, flaming, whining, and anything else that makes you smile. |
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# 1
2008-08-06, 09:43
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In een kanker walvis.
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I have to buy food before I can have breakfast.
Now I need to get dressed and shower and shit.
I was thinking about a hunger strike so I don't have to leave the house, but I'm out of beer too.  |
# 2
2008-08-06, 09:44
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Camelot, it is a silly place.
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Re: I have to buy food before I can have breakfast.
Welcome to my world.
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# 3
2008-08-06, 09:45
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In een kanker walvis.
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Re: I have to buy food before I can have breakfast.
Atleast it's sunny in your world morb.
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# 4
2008-08-06, 09:46
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Think, it's not illegal yet.
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Re: I have to buy food before I can have breakfast.
As your attorney i advise you to purchase eggs, bacon, and toast.
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# 5
2008-08-06, 09:50
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Camelot, it is a silly place.
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Re: I have to buy food before I can have breakfast.
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Originally Posted by Fza
Atleast it's sunny in your world morb.
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It's never sunny when it's too early to buy beer. I don't care about the showering and dressing part (as the people at my local liquor store know). And I've never even heard of this "breakfast" of which you speak.
All I know is when the beer is gone, the sky is cloudy. I don't need no weather guy to tell me that.
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# 6
2008-08-06, 10:06
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Re: I have to buy food before I can have breakfast.
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Originally Posted by -Morb-
Welcome to my world.
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lulz...
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# 7
2008-08-06, 10:10
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In een kanker walvis.
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Re: I have to buy food before I can have breakfast.
Well I'm still wearing shorts.
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# 8
2008-08-06, 10:15
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Re: I have to buy food before I can have breakfast.
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Originally Posted by Fza
Well I'm still wearing shorts.
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rrrrrrrrrrr
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# 9
2008-08-06, 10:34
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Re: I have to buy food before I can have breakfast.
dude I just totally pwned you with this bacon and tomato sammy I just ate. Now I want a smoke and have none. Should I go to the tim hortons and bum one, buy a pack and regret it later or do pushups to kill the feeling in my chest of wanting a smoke?
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# 10
2008-08-06, 10:41
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Camelot, it is a silly place.
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Re: I have to buy food before I can have breakfast.
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Originally Posted by 13th tribe
dude I just totally pwned you with this bacon and tomato sammy I just ate. Now I want a smoke and have none. Should I go to the tim hortons and bum one, buy a pack and regret it later or do pushups to kill the feeling in my chest of wanting a smoke?
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This is an example of what happens to you when you don't drink yourself to sleep in the early morning hours while smoking like I do.
You end up eating bacon and tomato sammies, trying to bum smokes, and wanting to do pushups.
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This thread continued for 2 pages in the real archive, 18 posts total - only page 1 survived here.
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